youve met me at a very chinese time in my life

zzzzzz / 20+

[grapelookin]

i need lemuen

[heptagadu]

demonstration

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kristo-flowers]

Coots in the snow. Bourgoyen, Ghent, Belgium

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[pjackk]

I naemed my penis after you, I c all him my pcockk

Im not doing ok

[grapelookin]

❎finish my merch designs fast so i have enough time for production

✅finish my merch designs fast so i can play road to empress 2

[hanfugallery]

Chinese hanfu by Candle烛，畸笏，南伃，清喧喧

[zsnes]

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

Tags via @redtailfins

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[thehappysmiler]

[strawbsonmars]

good morning

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[dollbandcry]

[akihatohnoofficial]

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

[fluxion-fluent]