All Day, Everyday

When you need to take a shit, but the shit won't come out..

[yuthie00]

UNCLE paro

[yuthie00]

continue

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[yess-dadddy-deactivated20170430]

Hell no.

[matteblacksex-deactivated201806]

Ugh I’m sorry

[havexxhope-deactivated20160404]

Alright ma you’re getting a “you alive?” text in 15

[amysantiagoals]

damn you people

[hoyasowl]

oh god

[qupidology]

So I love my mom not risking it

[rekis-leftpinky-deactivated2021]

Me and my mom aren’t on the best of terms but I care about her for the most part. Not gonna risk it sorry followers lmao

[discontinuedsns]

CHAIN MAIL MY ASS I LOVE MY MOM 😭

[rinnyrinny]

MOM I LOVE YOU ❤❤❤ TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE AND BACK.

[americahatesblackpeople]

Love you mom ❤️❤️ forever and always

[theeeprotagonist]

I️ hate all of you

[theloneookami]

But I just did this!!

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

THIS WORKS!!

[shamolka-deactivated20190316]

(Lol)

[nightfurylover31]

Don’t you just love how much Kaiba hates Kuriboh? XD

[ragingbullmode]

idk how to link vids on mobile but

[albotas]

[mortallyposting-deactivated2018]

The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS

It’s like they were made for each other.

Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.

“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”

A pen and a book  A notepad and a clock CAN I REQUEST A DOUBLE DATE??

[axylhart]

request accomplished -

[japhers]

SMACKDOWN TIME

[johnny-joestr]

How the fuck did it end up like this

[kimievers-blog-deactivated20170]

This is the greatest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN

[kiyarasabel]

Remember when Tumblr used to do this dumb shit instead of perpetuating drama about problematic receipts that were years old?

[broccoliveins]

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

[liza-not-lisa-deactivated202401]

There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house

[boyznmotionvevo]

Those pipes were my childhood

[eiwilia-deactivated20210514]

I just went back 15 years ago

[tybitty93-deactivated20161117]

Our elementary schools had these screensavers. Could never pay attention to the teacher because I was hypnotized by the screensaver.

[757bg-deactivated20180207]

I remember

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[rwbyhiatuscountdown]

(Source)

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[minotaursauce]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samuraiko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[glory-of-hera-blog]

Always reblog this

[nygmobblepot-der-pool-deactivat]

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

[witchofthefuture]

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

[witchofthefuture]

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

[tarothy-deactivated20230301]

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

[araceil]

One of my male friends was raped by his female baby sitter. One of my other male friends was sexually abused by his brothers, emotionally, physically, and mentally abused by his parents. One of my friends was mentally and emotionally abused by his father.

If it’s something you would call abuse if done to a woman, then it is still abuse if done to a man. No ifs, buts, or howevers.

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby

feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend

[plasticcflower]

…

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

I want to die!!!!

[jovan]

this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever

[punchsportsandpunchlines-deacti]

I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby

Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby

[assbaka]

“Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER.

[newkidsonmycock31]

can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby

[officialfist]

SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING

FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA

[saigeinthisshell]

what the fuck

[totallynotzelda-deactivated2018]

reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child?

[bigboomer101]

They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again

[caitallolovesyou]

This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish.

I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol

[youngjusticer]

Beautiful and scary; that’s so Pokemon.

Alolan Mirrored Series, by Devin Kirtz.

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i know sia doesnt want to be seen but was all this necessary???😩😩😩

[lobstersonskateboards]

It was definitely necessary

[sovietsofficial]

Mirror’s Edge (EA DICE, 2008)

[feazelblahg]

So is Sia like the coolest person to ever exist or something?? What kind of person comes standard with ninja moves

[citadel-souvenirs]

Isn’t she like 50

[realifedreamgirl]

[b0yonce]

I love this so fuvking much.

[mattandjones]

BISTCH

[yaoi-blcd]

Update from Tan Jiu, translated by Yaoi-BLCD.

yaoi-blcd general chatroom / Their Story fan chatroom.

Their Story Character Guide

Previously: /1/ /2/ /3/ /4/ /5/ /6/ /7/ / 8/ /9/ /10/ /11/ /12/ /13/ /14/ /15/ /16, 17, 18/ /19/ /20/ /21/ /22/ /23/ /24, 25/ /26/ /27/ /28/ /29/ /30/ /31/ /32/ /33, 34/ /35/ /36/ /37/ /38/ /39/ /40/ /41/ /42/ /43/ /44/ /45/ /46/ /47/ /48/ /49/ /50/ /51/ /51b/ /52/ /53/ /54/ /55/ /56/ /57/ /58/ /59/ /60/ /61/ /62/ /63/ /64/ /65/ /66/ /67/ /68/ /69/ /70/ /71/ /72/ /73/ /74/ /75/ /76/ /77/ /78/ /79/ /80/ /81ab/ /81c/ /82/ /83/ /84/ /85/ /86a/ /86b/ /86c/ /87/ /88/ /89/ 90/ /91/ /92a/ /92b/ /92c/ /92d/ /93a/ /93b/ /94a/ /94b/ /94c/ /94d/ /95a/ /95b/ /95c/ /95d/ /96a/ /96b/ /96c/ /97a/ /97b/ /97c/ /98/ /99/ /100/ /101/ /102a/ /102b/ /102c/ /103/ /104a/ /104b/ /105/ /106/ /107a/ /107b/ /108/ /109a/ /109b/ /110a/ /110b+c/ /111/ /112a/ /112b/ /113a/ /113b/ /113c/ /114/ /115/ /116a/ /116b/ /117/ /118a/ /118b/ /119/ /120/ /121/ /122a/ /122b/ /123/ /124/ /125/ /126/ /127/ /128/ /129/ /130/ /131a/ /131b/ /132a/ /132b/ /133a/ /133b/ /134/ /135/ /136/ /137/ /138/ /139/ /140/ /141a/ /141b/ /142/ /143/ /144/ /145/ /146a/ /146b/

[yaoi-blcd]

Update from Tan Jiu, translated by Yaoi-BLCD.

yaoi-blcd general chatroom / Their Story fan chatroom.

Their Story Character Guide

Previously: /1/ /2/ /3/ /4/ /5/ /6/ /7/ / 8/ /9/ /10/ /11/ /12/ /13/ /14/ /15/ /16, 17, 18/ /19/ /20/ /21/ /22/ /23/ /24, 25/ /26/ /27/ /28/ /29/ /30/ /31/ /32/ /33, 34/ /35/ /36/ /37/ /38/ /39/ /40/ /41/ /42/ /43/ /44/ /45/ /46/ /47/ /48/ /49/ /50/ /51/ /51b/ /52/ /53/ /54/ /55/ /56/ /57/ /58/ /59/ /60/ /61/ /62/ /63/ /64/ /65/ /66/ /67/ /68/ /69/ /70/ /71/ /72/ /73/ /74/ /75/ /76/ /77/ /78/ /79/ /80/ /81ab/ /81c/ /82/ /83/ /84/ /85/ /86a/ /86b/ /86c/ /87/ /88/ /89/ 90/ /91/ /92a/ /92b/ /92c/ /92d/ /93a/ /93b/ /94a/ /94b/ /94c/ /94d/ /95a/ /95b/ /95c/ /95d/ /96a/ /96b/ /96c/ /97a/ /97b/ /97c/ /98/ /99/ /100/ /101/ /102a/ /102b/ /102c/ /103/ /104a/ /104b/ /105/ /106/ /107a/ /107b/ /108/ /109a/ /109b/ /110a/ /110b+c/ /111/ /112a/ /112b/ /113a/ /113b/ /113c/ /114/ /115/ /116a/ /116b/ /117/ /118a/ /118b/ /119/ /120/ /121/ /122a/ /122b/ /123/ /124/ /125/ /126/ /127/ /128/ /129/ /130/ /131a/ /131b/ /132a/ /132b/ /133a/ /133b/ /134/ /135/ /136/ /137/ /138/ /139/ /140/ /141a/ /141b/ /142/ /143/ /144/ /145/ /146a/ /next/

[33v0]

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

[33v0]

look at this shit

They radiate peace

[transfemininomenon]

capybaras are friend shaped

[gaylor-moon]

I love this post