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from @x_khou over on the twitter machines

Just discovered while researching Blue Jays for a commission that due to climate change, the Blue Jays' range has been expanding... which has led to instances of hybridization with Steller's Jays as their ranges overlap??

Look at you!! You are so goddamn pretty and cute!?

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Thought-to-speech technology that gets hacked by people who want text messages from their pets while they are at work, only to immediately regret it because their pets text them the dumbest things, and the only way to get any kind of a clear image of what's going on is texting the other pets for cross-reference.

Like you get a text from your dog going "END IS HERE DOOM IS COMING URGENT URGENT SEND TEXT G-D HAVE MERCY, HUMAN COME HOME IMMEDIATELY", (you have no idea why the text translator has decided that your dog is jewish, but that doesn't feel important enough to look into or change) and before you do, you text the cat like "what's going on?"

And the cat replies "sunshine is turned off, window is cold >:C" so okay that's a clue. You've got a monitor lizard that doesn't do much monitoring, but will reply with whatever the lizard is feeling right now if you text "?" first.

"hwrmbglhlr the earth rumbles are sexy", replies the lizard. Okay, so dog panic, no sunshine, and the lizard is sensing vibrations. Oh, there's a rain storm overhead. Fuck's sake.

sarahmackattack

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When you buy a calendar, you're supporting my undying mission to bring squid to everyone. Did you know that squid have donut shaped brains? That their class, cephalopods, have been on earth for longer than TREES? That scientists estimate that there are literally millions of giant squid living in the deep sea?

People deserve to know about squid. Help me spread the word.

theyslayedthedragon

The Race to Sixteen Wins for August 29, 2020.

stynzy

hello fello lardo stans i arise from my slumber to present a very important crack theory-

the panel below from LVA @ PVD - II shows part of lardo's laptop screen:

but stynzy, you say, that is just some classic lardo ducks. but consider this! PERHAPS THEY ARE GEESE?!

ngozi posted this update on:

the untitled goose game, on the other hand, was released at a later date:

my point? take a closer gander at lardo's laptop screen:

now look at a goose from untitled goose game:

very familiar bird design wouldn't you say?

here's the theory: in the CPCU (check please cinematic universe), one larissa 'lardo' duan invented the untitled goose game😌

whiskeylovingtrash

Dex and Tango were the developers

Rans and Holster quit their program management jobs to come manage the business aspects of the game/company

Lardo did the art

Bitty and Shitty conspired on all the hilarious pranks

Jack looked over their shoulders and said "that goose is only so rude because it isn't Canadian!" - following our fanon that geese love Jack and Tango

justinoluransi

some comics you eventually get over and other comics are check please

b1ttle

10 years into his NHL career, PR finally convinces Jack to make a Twitter and absolutely no one was prepared for how good he’d be at it (Bitty takes all the credit)

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Based off of these tweets by Tony Hawk which gave me BIG Jack Zimmermann vibes…so this was born-

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toph was shown easily bending a meteorite that sokka gave her, meaning that toph can bend any dirt regardless if its from earth or not, meaning toph couldve definitely bent the moon and the only reason she didnt do it was out of respect for sokka and his ex gf

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Toph doesn't know where the fuck the moon is

dankmemeuniversity

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folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does