Smile

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[gil-estel]

bonus:

[blackbirdonmyshoulderr]

Haymitch narrating: I love my girlfriend, her name is Lenore Dove, Dove like the color but kinda looks likes the bird. Her uncle is also gay and he is also covey. So is Lenore Dove. Lenore Dove and Burdock are cousins. Burdock is my best friend.

Katniss narrating: Everyone in district 12 hates me. They all despise me. Peeta is gonna kill in the Hunger Games because he also hates me.

[justafewberries]

peeta: i dont want to be a piece in their games. tell my family i said hi when you return home.

katniss, thinking: he's going to eat everyone's organs. holy fuck. he's gonna eat their hearts.

[kittiescat444]

I love how Katniss never thought of Madge as a friend really until Madge gave her the pin. Katniss was just like, "Oh yeah, we kinda just do everything together at school like eating lunch together, pairing up in gym, just friendly stuff since neither of us have friends, but we're not friends or anything."

[geekgirl531]

Katniss: my parents’ names? What do you need those for? That’s not important to the plot.

Haymitch: Katniss didn’t tell you her parents’ names?? Here’s a comprehensive list of her entire family tree. Did you know she’s related to my girlfriend?

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Give it up to Cobra Bubbles regaining his composure and going back to business with Nani after having Stitch randomly chuck a heavy ass book at his face like that.

He probably was fuming by the time he got into his car after his shades became a casualty of the attack.

[ramblinseahorsey]

"Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience" is the most amazing line what the fluff. We don't just forget how clever the screenplay was comedy wise and profound emotionally, it often did both at once my goodness

[transhuman-priestess]

Underrated take on one of my favorite movies that I refuse to let you leave in the tags

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

HE’S BLUE AND BIPEDAL - I WOULD ALSO ASSUME HE IS AN ALIEN

[serien-grl-22]

If the original hunger games triology would have been narrated by young Haymitch we would probably know under which star constellation Peeta's brothers were born.

[lowkeyasolo]

katniss describes people as if she was asked by police to describe the person she saw

haymitch describes them as if he has a language speaking exam and he really wants you to know he's good at another language

[takingontheworldtogether]

snow's characterization is so interesting because like. he's the president of a fascist government. in theory he has better things to do. but he's obsessed with poisoning teenagers and their loved ones. and this would make absolutely no sense if it weren't for tbosas, when we learn that (1) he has a past to get hung up on and (2) he's absolutely the kind of guy who laser focuses on ruining one person's life even when it doesn't matter all that much

[paperlit]

Katniss *thinking about the Mockingjay pin*: Wow this was Madge’s aunt’s, what a precious and valuable family heirloom, it must have been special to her, I’ll treasure it forever.

Maysilee *thinking about the Mockingjay pin*: this bird is ugly and stupid I’m literally never going to wear this.

[i-am-snowils-admiral]

I, like many people, imagine that Ryland Grace included many personal notes and thoughts in the information he sent back to Earth, but it has just occurred to me that there is an even funnier version of this.

Decades or centuries after humanity was saved, after they received a clear and concise but impersonal data dump about the astrophage lifecycle + the Eridians and Ryland has faded into a martyred historical figure that no one bothers to learn much about personally, humanity finally mounts a trip to visit the home planet of the species that helped save them all.

When they arrive they are immediately hit in the face with Ryland Grace's thesis-length tell-all memoir that he spent the rest of his life working on (with the expectation of this very event) and all the Earth historians just have to deal with all this new unedited data because you KNOW some weird Earth government decided to sanitize most of the actual info about how the project worked for publicity or something and so no one was really aware of what all went down during the potential End of the World.

[luffysfakebeard]

the struggle of working with a useless human when you’re from a five-armed race

[hey-gray]

the suns getting eaten by space algae and this is the plan

[lacefuneral]

for my followers who do not watch severance:

dylan's wife cheated on dylan with dylan so dylan threatened to kill dylan so dylan's wife broke up with dylan and went back to dylan and dylan was so depressed about it that dylan killed dylan but dylan's still alive

[lacefuneral]

helly is mark's boss but mark is helly's boss. mark and helly are in love but mark isn't in love with helly but helly is in love with mark and possibly with mark? because helly had sex with mark and then helly got jealous of helly so mark and helly had sex but helly and mark haven't had sex so who can really say

[lacefuneral]

the office looks like this

[lacefuneral]

one of the cruelest psychological tortures that occurs in this show is a woman being forced to write thank you notes

[dxnyarya]

“sotr is mid because you already know how it ends” shut the fuck up, the point of the book is that despite knowing how it ends you would have never known what actually went down because that’s the point of propaganda, the whole book is about the power of propaganda

[glitter-hound]

i think they should've dropped a cold harbor teaser trailer that was just a 60 second uncut clip of this segment. can you imagine what hell that would've brought upon the theory ecosystem

[aitana-bonmati]

lmao

[aitana-bonmati]

this is crazy

[breya-etherium-shaper]

Yeah that’s her.

[ichiwashername-o]

Katie Ledecky is the Wayne Gretzky of swimming