Tiny Shoes

The amazing belly dancing bard! -also playing Ront the orc with a heart of gold-

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Halfling Morph goes full

Context: Added a new player to my campaign playing a Morph class character. They encountered a Goristro and the Morph goes Wolf.

Immediately, my cutest player squee’s and screams: “DIRE CORGI!”

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“I’m going to use vicious mockery, but instead of insults they are going to be horrifying pick-up lines!”

— Our tiefling bard.

[weaintnodamseldnd]

Our gnome bard would definitely do this.

[tinyshoes]

Can confirm. I would do this.

[dndoggos]

Dungeons and Doggos - #52 “Thrilling New Town” The doggos have been playing for a long time … maybe it’s time for a break. At least a short rest! What’s the longest session you’ve played? – Wow … WOW guys! This is the last comic of the first year of DnDoggos. The one year anniversary of DnDoggos is next week, June 8th! (Well, technically the 9th, but since I post on Fridays, bear with me.) I will have some special giveaways for my fans as a way to give back to all of you! So be sure to follow the Doggos on social media and the DnDoggos Patreon page https://www.patreon.com/dndoggos.

[tinyshoes]

When my character is off with the blacksmith, she practices writing dirty notes in gnomish. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dirtygirl #girlswhogame

[whatsetshersoulonfire]

Burn

Bard (vicious mockery):

“You’re a crappy ghost and your pottery sucks.”

[weaintnodamseldnd]

You’re no Patrick Swayze!

[tinyshoes]

👻

[yourplayersaidwhat]

A Dangerous Kink

The Rogue: “I put the dagger up my anus.” The Wizard: “It’s not even sheathed!” The Rogue and the Bard simultaneously: “It is now!”

[tinyshoes]

After a night with the deep gnome merchant, Tiny goes up to the sorceress, “Can you prestidigitation my uterus?”

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“Chain mail is a full body fishnet that protects you”

- Cleric dressed in the equivalent of bdsm gear

[tinyshoes]

My type of cleric 😉

[weaintnodamseldnd]

No Time for Booping

Context: Our gnome bard, Tiny, is friendly AF.  She will befriend anything. ANYTHING. Drow prison guards? She taught one to dance.  Dragons? She booped the snoot of and rode on a red dragon. Sentient Gelatinous Cube? She named it Jellofriend. Our human sorceress, Hextine, wants of those toddler leashes so maybe, just maybe, she can keep Tiny from getting us killed by trying to friend the wrong creature.

Tiny typically rides on Ront, our party’s (full) Orc Barbarian’s, shoulders.  He’s simple, but gentle with Tiny. 

In our last game, the party was nearing the Upperdark city of Blingdenstone, traveling single file through narrow caverns bedecked with new spiderwebs.  Our cleric pointed out the two large web-residents, who had hungrily taken notice.

As the party pulled out torches, sun blades, lighted maces, and other bright/ fiery things to deter the spiders long enough for us to pass or for our half-orc barbarian to decide which weapon she was going to use to smash them, Hextine notices the gleeful look on Tiny’s face.

Before Tiny could fully squirm down from her perch and get turned into a snack, the calm of the cavern was interrupted by Hextine.

“DON’T PET THE SPIDERS, TINY! RONT, DO NOT LET TINY PET THAT SPIDER! DO NOT BOOP THE SNOOT!”

Ront replies with a “Yes, ma’am, Miss Hextine. Tiny no Boop the Snoot,” as he contains the wiggling, off-put gnome.

We manage to make it away without an encounter, but the bard was pissed.  Especially after she swore one of the spiders made a face at her.

[tinyshoes]

He totally winked at me!

[weaintnodamseldnd]

It’s our party’s first anniversary!

[weaintnodamseldnd]

Our Bard’s Favorite Moment

Our Bard, Tiny, was allowed to boop the snoot of Themberchaud, Gracklstugh’s red dragon. She tells the us it was worth the burn. 

[tinyshoes]

Best thing ever!

[tinyshoes]

Training at the office this morning. May want to finish my tea before I go in. 😉 #itsjustgreentea #promise

[tinyshoes]

#womensmarchonaustin #makeyourownsandwich #overthrowthepatriarchy (at Texas State Capitol)

[tinyshoes]

#womensmarchonaustin (at Texas State Capitol)

[tinyshoes]

Selling @girlscouts cookies at the start of the march, brilliant thinking ladies! #womensmarchonaustin #everyonelovescookies (at Texas State Capitol)

[tinyshoes]

#womensmarchonaustin #imwithher (at Texas State Capitol)

[tinyshoes]

I love that the organizers had pedicabs available for those who couldn't walk the route but still wanted to march! #womensmarchonaustin #inclusion (at Texas State Capitol)