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Hey everyone, its Commander Captain StarLord Tim (Aka: The Chosen One) here. Basically my blog is a combination of bad memes, video game references, superheroes, and random shit in my life. Also i love talking to people, even if all you want to do is yell at someone to blow off some steam i am your man for that job. Please enjoy your stay and there are fresh towels under the sink to the left :D

[impossiblyhighmuffin]

Reblog for a smile ❤

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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I named him chicken nugget

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Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

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So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

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update hes entirely yellow now

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i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

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its happening

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False alarm he moved a bit This guy

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??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

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whats he doing

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its happening part 2 For Real This Time

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chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

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i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

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sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

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im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

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CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[yndu-deactivated20161204]

every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark

[allegedadulthood]

Semicolon use is actually quite simple; semicolons separate two complete, related sentences.

[yndu-deactivated20161204]

cool; bro

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[timmyturntner-deactivated201503]

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

[zeeday]

[bandtshirt]

dare i say…..mood

[leogirl97]

i hope 2017 is soft and forgiving

[hyperbaem]

[the-whateverest-jkb3-blog-deact]

“the second picture, of her sister being eaten by a shark, was a gift.”

[flavoracle]

A true gift to humanity.

[theforce]

ppl who are sad on valentines day make ME sad ..buy your own chocolate… drink a whol bottle of wine ..slap ur own ass..  .live 

[painting-the-red-roses-black]

Slap your own ass…..

[theforce]

Did I stutter ????

Slap

Ya

Own

Ass

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

[giflounge]

A longer arm could decide a vital cat fight. 

[mpregcraig]

[mpregcraig]

this is the best picture i’ve seen in my life. this is a million dollar picture.

[sightofthetombs]

[omgtsn]

who killed the fucking moon

[marquitosinspace-deactivated202]

admiral* zhao

[inkalight]

[avatarkyoshiofficial]

I love how when you first get a tumblr you reblog every popular post and you think they’re all so funny and then your humor slowly degenerates until all you reblog are vague neo-dadist memes that make no sense in reality but by then you’re too far gone into this hell site to even think about what could possibly be funny about vaguely ominous Craigslist ads

[diggly]

If I was a ghost, I’d sing straight into their fucking recording devices because fuck your shit.

[lovelycyanide-blog]

I love this so much

[peopleareaproblem]

Ghost hunter: “If you are here, speak to us.”

Ghost: (screams the lyrics to Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey) ♫“JUST A CITY BOY / BORN AND RAISED IN SOUT-”♪

@captioned-vines

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[scary-pumpkins]

IT’S SPOOPY TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!!!