bleh

bi and ready to cry 👽 ig: toastyfuckhands

[tinytoybonnie]

McElroy ages

Griffin: 12

Justin: 17

Travis: 38

[slashpot]

[34ther]

Headcanon: When people get married in the Pokemon world, they have a best man and maid of honour as you’d expect. But the bride(s)/groom(s) also each have a “best Pokemon”, normally their starter or the Pokemon on their team that they’re closest to. It is also traditional for a Pokemon to be the ring bearer, generally something that can actually hold rings, like a Medicham or Alakazam. (If the starter isn’t the “best Pokemon” they’re normally this.) Also, all of the Pokemon the bride(s)/groom(s) train will normally attend the wedding.

Outdoor weddings are popular because just you try fitting a Tropius and a Nidoqueen inside a church.

[hydro-kanan]

An Alakazam that knows it’s trainers future husband isn’t a good person so at the wedding when the priest asks if anyone objects it’s cries out and uses Psychic to throw him across the room

[sugar-and-spite]

no but a blind bride being led down the aisle by a lucario a deaf groom whose mr. mime interprets the proceedings into sign language a plusle and minun bearing the rings a bird trainer’s pokemon making them and their partner flower crowns and flying over to place them on their heads a shy trainer’s loudred booming their “I do” for everyone to hear spinarak spinning beautiful veils for bug type trainers tropius and castform using sunny day to keep away bad weather and then a legendary pokemon trainer like “we don’t need a priest, I’ve got arceus”

[relishboi]

they said ass in mario

they said it

they said ass in mario

[xeppeli]

[mariomarc]

And hell

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

[immortalhdildo]

[shiftythrifting]

I almost bought it

[shelgon]

[mioxenoblade]

zelda is her last name. her first name is legend. middle initial o. you’d know that if you were a gamer.

[zroem]

[hellorejoice]

Ghosts living in my house love Shiba Inu.

[stareyedraccoon]

Salt is just tiny tasty rocks

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

[dogcunt]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[llleighsmith]

i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

[smartmurderation]

it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out

[llleighsmith]

amen!

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

[kinomatika]

me: i’m sad and lonely

my brain: shop

me: no money??

my brain: buy material things to temporarily fill the hole in your heart. it never lasts and you know this, but some temporary relief is worth the financial strain and at least you will have something to look forward to instead of focusing all of your attention on your emotional emptiness

me:

me: u right

[raduim]