[blog-normal-distribution]

Feel like pure shit just want primary school PE parachute back

[dateadork]

date a dork who you can destroy while playing geography quizzes

[dudski]

It’s kind of nice to know that when I get tossed you’re gonna be there to catch me.

[octopussoir-]

[allsonargent]

Galavant + breaking the fourth wall » Season 2 [part 1]

[spicymemesociety]

[spengs]

[nge-deactivated20220127]

[deep-sexts]

[ladyshinga]

[joshhh1]

I wish people followed me for my blog not my massive dick.

[thorodinsson]

I really like MJ, man, okay? She’s awesome, she’s super funny in kind of a dark way and sometimes I catch her looking at me. SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME (2019)

[adoringfriends]

[colemckenzies]

Everything between us was so sweet, and when we talk about that we just had so much fun… We did. 

[pajamasecrets]

Pedro Pascal and The Sperm Chronicles.

+bonus:

[capriciousarsonist]

ah, the two genders, Girl and Orb

[furbearingbrick]

yet another unrealistic body standard for men

[aseriouscomedian]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[kiss-deactivated20220315]

love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh