fly me 2 the moon

follow 4 more soft binary Your name is ROXY LALONDE and you can't really stand how being SOBER makes you feel so ALONE. You can't remember a THING, not even the game called SBURB that you played. Now you live by yourself in your house with some CATS as your company. Feel free to remind Mun about threads. M!A: n/a

[togifs]

[thezodiacvibes]

microwavepizzaoven:

mormonvevo:

when you try your best but you dont succeed

booty too mean, booty too nasty

[tipsystupor]

i thought you died or something.

sncikers @ uthe world aint that lucky ;3 naah i got more time in ym bloggin life lmao!its p gr8 2 c u cutie how r u doing?

[kacamac]

6 Strange and Creepy Pokedex Entries

Happy Halloween!

[phantastus]

Just in case anyone forgot Pokemon is full of nightmare fuel.

[xsuicunex-deactivated20140502]

WAIT WHAT ABOUT THAT LAST ONE WITH KADABRA I DON’T REMMBER READING THAT.

[thetroublesomefoxwithissues-blog]

FireRed I think?

[actualaster]

Don’t forget that in the original games, you could infer that Victreebel have been know to eat humans (they’re said to live deep in the jungle…but nobody has ever returned). A person licked by a Haunter will shake uncontrollably until they die because it steals their life force. Gothitelle cries when it learns its trainer’s lifespan. Heatmor MELTS Durant to consume them—using its tongue it melts through their shells and eats their insides.

There is some very unsettling stuff in Pokemon. And that’s not even getting into the tragic events/side events presented in the games.

Also, friendly reminder that people eat Pokémon! Basculin’s entry specifically states that they’re remarkably tasty—no indication that its not humans who find them yummy.

[grandmasickomode]

And let’s not forget this cutie

Was once a human.

It’s pokedex entry reads: 

Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry.

These Pokémon arose from the spirits of people interred in graves in past ages. Each retains memories of its former life.

IT IS WELL AWARE THAT IT IS NO LONGER HUMAN.

YOU ARE USING A FORMERLY HUMAN CREATURE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FRIEND’S PETS.

How did it get that way you ask?

Why, by being birthed by it’s evolved form, of course! Which, by the way, looks like this:

and whose pokedex entry reads (depending on your version) :

It has been said that they swallow those who get too close and turn them into mummies. They like to eat gold nuggets.

They pretend to be elaborate coffins to teach lessons to grave robbers. Their bodies are covered in pure gold.

IT EATS ANYONE STUPID ENOUGH TO GET CLOSE TO IT.

SWEET DREAMS.

[removeremakeredo]

And let’s not forget about these fuckers: 

One of it’s earliest pokedex entires reads:

It attacks in a stealthy manner, without warning. It’s sharp fangs are used to bite and suck blood. 

which isn’t so bad except—

Once it strikes, it will not stop draining energy from the victim even if it gets too heavy to fly. 

oh 

It loves the blood of both humans and Pokemon. It flies around at night in search of neck veins.

Do you know what this means? THIS THING GORGES ITSELF ON  HUMANS AND POKEMON. ALSO, IT’S FANGS ARE SHARP ENOUGH TO PIERCE SOME PRETTY THICK HIDES. 

SLEEP WELL. 

[punchingsatanlikeaboss]

 Litwick shines a light that absorbs the life energy of people and Pokémon, which becomes the fuel that it burns.

While shining a light and pretending to be a guide, it leeches off the life force of any who follow it.

not to bad right?

    This ominous Pokémon is feared. Through cities it wanders, searching for the spirits of the fallen. 

It arrives near the moment of death and steals spirit from the body.

The spirits it absorbs fuel its baleful fire. It hangs around hospitals waiting for people to pass on.

OH

It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance.

Being consumed in Chandelure’s flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind.

The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever.

HHHHHHHHMMMMMM

[deflare]

Apologies for the length of this post, but I do always enjoy pointing out the creepy stuff in Pokemon.

[playing-with-flames-deactivated]

some of dem pokemon, man.

[gobang]

[unclefather]

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

[psychedelx-deactivated20150904]

[tpyo]

This is a prom dress made from Yucca leaves and flowers. Designed and made by Nicole Dextras a visual artist based on Granville Island, Vancouver.

[tipsystupor]

snooooorrreeeee

[dragonholiday-deactivated201305]

nervous system??? id like to say im more of a CONFIDENT SYSTEM *strips off clothes* *does a lap of track*

[tipsystupor]

eyyy so wazzup peeps?? :3

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

[mygoodfriendno-deactivated20190]

YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND

put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite

YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND

carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired

OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT

broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA

collection of politely worded love letters.

[demigodofmypants-blog]

 #So basically if Tom Hiddleston was a rapper

[anna-mator]

[tipsystupor]

aggressively sings p!nk. p¡nk omg y didnt she dot hat?? p¡nk looks p cool

[siriusblackk]

[psych-facts]

86% of people start imagining creating scenarios in their heads about things they’d like to happen before falling asleep.

[tipsystupor]

wai just a ddily darn minutes

[jesscookie]

[punkrockgrantaire]

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

[fawksman]

Me

[slyblueseragaki-deactivated2014]

I was expecting porn to show up on my blog but it’s not thank god

[lnxray-deactivated2014-deactiva]

IM CRYING

[tothebatwing]

I REALLY WASN’T EXPECTING THAT.

[modifiedkitten-deactivated20160]

WTF IM CRYING WHAT IS GOING ON

[hospitalvespers]

Anonymous asked you: what is your 2nd favorite thing on the internet

[vaporheart-archive]

holy shit

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

IT’S BACK. MY FAVORITE VIDEO

[toxeh]

SINGING DO WA DIDDY DIDDY DUM DITTY DO!

[piratescarfy]

HELLO AGAIN SATAN FISH