So last month I bought Smash and Kid Icarus. Today I decided to buy Bayonetta for Smash.
I think you guys know where this is going.
Right after buying Bayonetta I decided to try her out. I got to Stage Four in Classic Mode.
And proceeded to freak the fuck out.
Fucking witch versus angels.
On my first ever run.
I paused right after this to gather myself and-
Apparently Dark Pit wanted to see if that fine piece of ass was real or something. That or the poor bastard had no idea he was going to get finished.
If it's the latter he learned quick because he was the last to die.
And thus we came to the rewards screen as I cried over having to kill my precious angel baes.
Fucking Christ Bayonetta! Did you have to loot Pit's fucking corpse and take the Three Sacred Treasures from him!?
And as if to add insult to injury, I beat Classic Mode and get this lovely image.
I fucking hate this game.
















