i like pink

she/her 🇲🇽 legal adult current hyperfixation: EMPTY! im from the south i say y’all

[tired-collegestudent]

psa

fuck ben hope

[silly-little-pal]

[tired-collegestudent]

guys i’m only just now consuming the dan and phil podcast patreon portion or whatever i really do get the sense that dan is NOT fucking around when being told jack (??) might be better at mario kart than him like he was offended. he was ready to fight the boy. i feel like nobody has talked about it

[creed-of-cats]

"If voting changed anything they wouldn't let people do it-" grabs your face THEY DIDN'T JUST "LET" PEOPLE DO IT, MOST PEOPLE COULDN'T VOTE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. PEOPLE OF COLOR ONLY GOT THE FULL RIGHT TO VOTE 50 YEARS AGO IN THE US, THATS BARELY A GENERATION.

IF IT DIDNT MATTER AT ALL WHY WOULD THEY SPEND SO MUCH TIME GERRYMANDERING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYWHERE?? WHY CAN'T FELONS VOTE?? WHY CANT PUERTO RICO VOTE? WHY DO THEY KEEP SWITCHING DATES AND LAWS AND TIMES AND WHATEVER THEY POSSIBLY CAN TO STOP PEOPLE FROM VOTING?? WHY DO THEY MAKE EFFORT AT ALL??

BEING DISILLUSIONED IS A REASONABLE RESPONSE. BUT PEOPLE FOUGHT AND DIED AND ARE STILL FUCKING DYING FOR THAT RIGHT, DONT SPIT IN THEIR FACE.

[khaleesiofalicante]

This one sent me.

[sunfortune]

how i look bagging the baddest bitch in the ton after doing everything wrong

[glitterfairy-21225]

Benedict next season: Mother, what you and Father, and Anthony, and Daphne... and Colin... and Francesca... all have is rare.

[theking-mustdie]

i told my mom that people (myself included) think eloise is a lesbian and are shipping her w cressida and she goes:

“oh well obviously. even if she isn’t gay officially, she’s gay to us”

and i honestly could not have said it better myself

[1989taylorsversion]

"This is a Joe Alwyn album" "This is a Matty Healy album" shut up shut up SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! Swifties are so annoying, this is a TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS YOUR FIRST REACTION TO ASSIGN THINGS TO A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!

[istillgotlove]

Taylor Swift watching her ex on a location app because he forgot to turn it off I'm obsessed with you admitting that to the entire world.

[amazingphil]

what dan and phil text each other 2023!

[tired-collegestudent]

idk what im doing w my life rn my user is a lie im not in college im not doing anything im just like. living. i don't have a job anymore. i dont DO anything. im just here. i feel absolutely useless. there's nothing behind my eyes, no thoughts. im so miserable.

[tired-collegestudent]

how do people get good jobs to pay the bills and move out of their parents house. how is it possible. everyone I know either lives with their parents, is moving back in with their parents, or is killing themselves trying to NOT live with their parents. I'm 21 years old. I should be able to live alone (I think)

[tarttsbookworm]

[sarcasticsouthernbookworm]

Here’s hoping there’s 20 more knives out movies of gay and woc solidarity taking out rich assholes, it’s just about all I could ask for

[blessyouhawkeye]

nothing has brought me more joy than seeing rian johnson say fuck you to the unflappable asshole bbc sherlock detective archetype and bringing back the righteous and unendingly kind columbo detective archetype

[stere0typical]

One of what, in my opinion, is the funniest reaction to glass onion is people seeing Hugh Grant answer the door and thinking. Ah yes. Benoit Blanc is married to Hugh Grant. Not Hugh Grant's character, but Hugh Grant himself.

And then they are utterly awestruck when in the captions on Netflix he is referred to as "Phillip" and not real life person Hugh Grant