anyways

[waterbugsanonymous]

hi, this is your gentle reminder and PSA: there are ELECTIONS happening on November 4th. PLEASE GO VOTE. Trump is the most unpopular he has ever been, but does that mean your average independent, or republican will vote for a dem this time around-likely no- they probably will just skip the process entirely if they don’t have a candidate they feel strongly about. this is why i’m asking YOU SPECIFICALLY to make sure to go vote. and i don’t wanna hear any doomerism shit about how voting is a waste of time bc of whatever, guys voting is the last of anything we have. it is clear most of these people who represent us do not actually care, HOWEVER trump currently has the house, senate and courts and making it even slightly harder for him to do anything or having a large enough group to speak out against what he’s doing will help hundreds of thousands of people in the US. now more than ever is it important to make sure that they know that we do not stand for this

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

hey there are worms on everything and i’m crying

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i left a bag of 1,000+ worms open overnight and over half of them escaped

welcome to hell! welcome to hell! that’s only a tiny section of the room!

[a-youngrobot]

Why’d you have a bag of 1000+ worms though?

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

did anyone ask michaelangelo what he was doing with all that paint? i think NOT

[cheaphalloweencostume]

reddit thread: what was your school’s “incident”

[icouldfallinlovewithuu]

[ulibeanzz]

morrison ↓

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

i’m ……speechless

[afriendandboy]

make america again. just make it again. let’s start over completely. we had a good run but it’s time to hit the reset button and try again

[afriendandboy]

some thoughts for america 2.0:

national anthem is gasolina

no founding fathers whatsoever but maybe we give dwayne the rock johnson a mountain statue or two

let’s do way, way less genocide this time. im thinking definitely like 0% of the genocide from the last time, that seems good

maybe more holidays about dogs

[avant-sad]

[dsd57993215]

[welcometonegrotown]

It’s an extremely popular opinion among middle and upper class white people.

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

[deadblog293898210398]

in 1999 it was illegal for anyone in the united states national security agency to own a furby or for furbies to be present on nsa property

[deadblog293898210398]

i wouldn’t lie about this.

[deadblog293898210398]

this thing was thought to have the power to destroy the u.s. government from the inside out

[fallowsthorn-deactivated2020080]

me: oh my god please tell me it’s because they thought the furbies would learn the words they heard and spill national security secrets

me, cackling: yesssssssss

[direct-action-faction]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

why am I chuckling so hard

[docincredible]

The cure for fascism is… politically-motivated threats of brutal physical violence?

That’s literally fascism.

[lighthouse1138]

Yeah, remember how we defeated fascism in WW2 through polite conversation

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[linusquotes]

[gayweeb]

the vixen

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

New York Cafe | hanieauo

[alisonzai]

[dogparty420-deactivated20180708]

[powerfulwizard]

An Instagram ad telling me not to tape my laptop camera is the most suspicious shit ever