*finger Guns*

She\her Virgo ♍️

[iwant-tobeelieve]

if dana scully looked up at me with those fuckin doe eyes and batted her fucking eyelashes i would have an aneurysm. Mulder is so much stronger than i could ever be

[tiredbisexual1312]

DC vs. Marvel is just a more acceptable way of asking wether they’re a gooner or a republican.

[tiredbisexual1312]

Calling my gp for an appointment is a humiliation ritual. “Owh dear honourable guardian of the healers! May I pls seek an audience with the healer as I am throwing up blood? Owh no room today? The nearest appointment is in two months?”

[tiredbisexual1312]

As a hater, Timothee Chalemet being funny and a good actor, pisses me offfff!!

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

[tincanhoe]

Early seasons Mulder with his lil glasses is the hottest he’s ever looked

[thecoverofknight]

[katebeckets]

how to say "I love you" in x-files [183/?] ⤷ 3.20 — “Jose Chung's From Outer Space”

what she says / what she means

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[giftheplanet]

[condensed-ink]

[apricot97]

Things Mulder would (probably) do

[slayianthe]

i’m so appreciative to suzanne for reframing the rebellion from the original trilogy as a “they saw their moment and took it” type situation and showing us that they’ve been trying, over and over, with so many failed attempts, to break the arena and incite a rebellion for decades. in this current political climate never giving up hope is so essential. haymitch wasn’t the first nor the last, and they kept going even when it seemed completely futile, and that’s what counts, and what ultimately saves them all.

[insomniac-arrest]

tumblr: on languages

[alias-milamber]

The thai for “5″ is pronounced roughly “Ha”, and so where english internets would generally put “lol” or something, they put “555555555″.

[drawnsnake]

I was looking for this post for so long

Finally it has returned

[tincanhoe]

Something about Mulder and Scully always calling people a “son of a bitch” like that’s their go to insult

[tillius-the-paladin]

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

[technofeudalism]

this guy really always had something to say about almost everything and nearly all of it is still completely relevant almost 200 years later. fascinating stuff.