setup chapters of wuthering heights greatest foot in mouth simulator of all time. you decide to go meet your new neighbor so you trek all the way down to his house (you live on the moors) and he's the world's meanest guy who hates small talk and explains nothing so in order to make conversation you have to just guess, and you guess wrong every. single. time so he grows increasingly enraged with you but, again, refuses to volunteer information until you first innocently say something extremely incorrect that triggers all of his insecurities and pushes all of his buttons. there's a mean girl there too and they spend the whole visit fighting with each other and you got their relationship wrong about three times and you're still not sure if they actually explained it. and now the weather is too bad to walk home (on the moors) so you have to stay the night (you have to sort of guilt them into it and they're not even guilty, really, they just want you out of their hair) so they put you in the guest bedroom which is also the dead situationship bedroom. was it the only available bedroom? no somebody did it to antagonize your neighbor, possibly, so he comes in while you're sleeping (badly, you found the dead situationship diary and were up half the night reading and somehow you have even less context than before) and kicks you out before you even know what you did wrong, again, and you have to walk allllll the way home (on the moors) and then when you get back you have the most horrible raging cold for days. your housekeeper makes you soup and because she's bored she tells you your neighbor's entire life story . STILL not enough context for all that shit at his house
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