[weloveshortvideos]

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

FUCK

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

i firmly believe there is no greater juxtaposition of sound and imagery on this entire site than this video

[still-sunlit]

@blogdenerdy

[angryladies-deactivated20160518]

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

[tiredgrandpa]

i hate this

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government? 

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans:

[otherbully1]

This sounds like a joke BUT HE SAID THIS!!!!

[tiredgrandpa]

❤️

[tiredgrandpa]

tumblr is weird asf yall r all gay

[tiredgrandpa]

girl i'd rip the poop out my butthole hairs for u

[comparingmeerkats]

my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

[rosehip-baby]

I’m Todd

[weavemama]

donald trump: putin isn’t my best friend

putin:

[weloveshortvideos]

[geekscoutcookies]

HOW

[scaoveri-deactivated20181213]

Me whenever I play a sniper

[dialupnetworking]

[werewulf-in-midgard-deactivated]

[bestpresidentna-deactivated2017]

you can see the remorse in his eyes

[honeybeefreckles]

[videos4whatsapp]

[robotlyra]

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

[writing-prompt-s]

You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks.

[th4nkyoub3n]

“what are you counting”

“how many tattoos i’ve gotten”

“i’m no longer serving you”