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vowsatthewake

[dysphoria-things]

shoutout to offputting autistic people

[dysphoria-things]

i am so sick of “social communication difficulties” being painted as like. haha i said something out of turn! haha i talk too loud! haha i was silly when i should’ve been serious! im so weird lol.

shoutout to people who get told they stare and their eyes are too wide and they always look nervous or too intense. shoutout to people who don’t know why the conversation dies right after you interject. shoutout to people who never know how to get your thoughts into words. shoutout to people who need clarification so much no one ever tells you things. shoutout to people who always feel resented. shoutout to people who don’t know how to be in conversation. shoutout to people who struggle with social function in a way that can’t be uwu-ified.

[patrickspens-deactivated2023122]

florence welch and ethel cain sound like two bingo nemeses at the nursing home

[vaporwavebear-deactivated202004]

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

[emiline-deactivated20211013]

too risky man

[sorrynotsorrybi]

I can’t stop laughing because…

like I don’t know how you can get more obvious than tweeting “I’m sure I’m bisexual,” but clearly The Sun isn’t convinced

[sorrynotsorrybi]

tbt to the time a bi woman explicitly said she was sure she was bisexual and “journalists” were like

[nudityandnerdery]

I mean, it’s a thing…

[sushinfood]

biphobia is rampant in all walks of life sadly

[ironwoman359]

The look on Bowie’s face in that last picture, he’s just like “how thick are you? I’m bi, deal with it”

[sarahwys-deactivated20220315]

[view-from-up-here]

[mihnyards]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[itsagifnotagif]

I love being another year older and still not have my life together

[vowsatthewake]

i was @tiredintheglow now we here

[tiredintheglow-moved]

me, discussing the talented drummer of Mindless Self Indulgence: and her actual name is Jennifer Dunn some rando: hey josh dun! me: no

[cak3-boy]

I like this funcking bad hell, but yeah this is tottaly anoying. Don’t be childish. There are lots of fucking good band.

I listen and love lots of band, but i don’t do this. They are different and awsome, and this fucking thing is the best.

[tiredintheglow-moved]

ok.

[vowsatthewake]

i was @tiredintheglow now we here

[vowsatthewake]

i was @tiredintheglow now we here

[itseasytoremember]

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.

Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

[itseasytoremember]

Update:

I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

[itseasytoremember]

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

[itseasytoremember]

Update:

After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

[opocalient]

You are the future

[sophygurl]

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

[kotsuso]

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

[saltwaffle]

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

[whoopsrobots]

vive la resistance

[ledger-heath]

Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

[hugostolz]

happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.

[hugostolz]

we are off to a GREAT start

[gaypussyretard]

[tindershwinder]

I challenge you up

[anonymoustypewriter]

Fuck he did it tho

[agentmisfire]

He spent almost 2 hours coming up with that, honestly the dedication

[tiredintheglow-moved]

its 2019 that means craig and typhoon from parks and rec are gonna meet this year and get married

[amorverde]

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

[transmxnfenris]

the worst part is when their all “we can’t all be neurotypical, Karen” like listen, I’m not neurotypical I’m just trying to get better jesus

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

No one puts drugs in kid’s halloween candy.  Especially not expensive drugs. 

Here’s the snopes article and stop tagging me in that post. 

[this-is-lena-winter]

Fun fact: you want to know where the whole “poison Halloween candy” bs comes from?

In 1984 Ronald Clark O'Bryan gave his son, daughter and some of their friends cynide laced Pixy Stix (he was intending to poison his own children and gave it to the friends to cover his tracks). When his son ate one and died, O'Bryan told police they’d gotten the candy from a suspicious-looking neighbor. Turns out O'Bryan did it for life insurance money.

Here’s the wiki article: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Clark_O'Bryan

There are 0 reported cases of children being poisoned or given drugs by strangers in their Halloween candy. However kids, you are 100% more likely to be poisoned by your parents. Happy Halloween.

[toothmuncher3000]

my dude i’m not about to give my hard-earned weed to some punk kids on hallowee’en that shit’s expensive it’s just not good economics