I need some sleep.

Lazy blog posting and stuff

[tiredpandaeyes]

The grim reaper rides a skateboard and is determined to mow me down on a busy college street

[sapphire-shores]

meet the twilights

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[sappyism]

several ways

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[omegaverse]

I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

[omegaverse]

^ the gurgling farter

[iamoutofideas]

you’re all gonna love me for slamming cans of mango monster in the morning

[omegaverse]

^ the jittering trembler

[mazeltron]

[omegaverse]

^ The nefarious anglerfish

[pukicho]

I have animalized you. Now, roam free:

[heebyjeeby-doesnt-do-anything]

mgrrrroaaaaaahhg

[pukicho]

Go on, don’t be shy

[probuccalfat]

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

[probuccalfat]

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.

[dogpuppy]

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[bunniope]

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

[iamoutofideas]

could you make up some more words please :)

[bunniope]

wawa gobbler

[iamoutofideas]

belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand

[electronicmail]

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

[hymneminium]

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

[probablyautistic-definitleygay]

[halondrus]

I CANNOT GET THIS VIDEO OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. HUNGRY HUNGRY PIZZA FOR ME. MY HUNGRY ASS WILL EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!