brainrot

Ah haha fuck

[unheardfootsteps]

[depsidase]

[just-shower-thoughts]

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

[pankendev]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

this post was a big hit in the adults who have bills to pay fandom

[babyfinnmertens]

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

[markiplier]

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

[castielsparkle]

[hypernixation]

reblog this and add your new horizons passport title !!

mine is risen phoenix , of course ! i'm curious to see what others' titles are !!

[byte-crossing]

Untossable Trash :)

[leif-is-my-lover]

Internet Fishing Fan because it sounds like I like scamming

[stumpmaker]

pocket egg

[only-by-the-stars]

teary-eyed egg

[crossing-of-the-animals]

full-fledged trash

[kxtsukibxkugou]

nook inc’s pet

[lemon-crossing]

crisp egg

[little-woodx]

Internet Trash

[islanderkim-deactivated20220128]

sleepless crybaby

[giantclover]

inexperienced egg

[mayorbrewster]

Rascally lass

[ah-rooo]

Freshly Delivered Trash

[adrenaline-txt]

Partially Obscured Clown

[tiredrosesenthusiast]

Teary-eyed bug fan because it's true

[applebutterbabie]

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

[mossandmothman]

Kiss your cat on the soft part of their forehead

[cosyraccoon]

what if we fell in love and moved to the highlands to raise a herd of highland cows haha just kidding … unless? 

[tiredrosesenthusiast]

Ben pls

[letgetdowntobusinessbois]

Plantkin

You aren’t a plant. You don’t photosynthesize because YOU ARE NOT A PLANT. I know it can be upsetting to realize, but you were not a plant in a past life and you aren’t one now. I was looking at transabled posts and came across a blog of a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD. They claim that they are a plant, succulent, cacti thing. Ima be real with you, at thirteen you don’t know shit. If someone significantly younger than you claimed to be a fucking rock, you would probably be a little concerned. Think back to when you were younger and thought you knew everything. You were strong in your beliefs. Then you got older and realized you were stupid and naive because you were younger. That will continue to happen in your life. Beliefs, ideas, and thoughts constantly change. They aren’t set or fixed. They flow and move as you grow and age. So hopefully, in a few years time, you’ll realize you are not a plant, you can’t photosynthesize, and that this idea was sparked because you were young and wanted to be different. You saw it on tumblr and thought should do it to. I really hope that one day you’ll realize that it’s bullshit. I meant for this to be a few sentences, but obviously that didn’t happen. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[tiredrosesenthusiast]

imagine being a cacti prick 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[umameva]

the mother called her babies just for me ;;;

[chaifootsteps]

Blessed.

[missanthropologist]

the most blessed, pure thing…

[hotvampireadjacent]

He welcomed me to chilis when no one else did

[toastycursedcats]

It’s been a 3 kind of day

[tiredrosesenthusiast]

Big 3 energy

[memepipboy]

So it’s coming up on my last days of work at my current job as I’m moving to a new one, so I drew meme cats on sticky notes and hid them in places they won’t find until much later

And I’m planning on doing more each day I’m in

[catsbeaversandducks]

Mr. Sandman

Video by Ed - SOUND ON!!!