Thomas W. Hiddleston, Attorney At Law

died last week off a grate bong hit but im buddhist so im back

[wellfine]

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

[sm64mario]

[frailgun]

more women should have the body of a snake imo

[frailgun]

more women should have 4 arms

[pineyw00dsshesquatch]

Best I can do is 6 arms and centipede

[frailgun]

"best I can do is going above and beyond the call of duty"

[64mpg]

IF YOU NEED ME I WILL BE PUTTING OFF IMPORTANT TASKS AND LETTING THEM HAUNT ME

[footlongdingledong]

I'm turning 18 in twenty years it's so over for me

[notahorseindisguise]

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

billie eilish is dressing like a bad guy thug at a mahjong game in a kung fu movie

[health-goth-inc]

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[pitbolshevik]

my super sustainable bmw

[pitbolshevik]

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[m3atbuff3t]

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

[louisegluckpdf]

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[fursonas]

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught

[segamascott]