tired dude

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[everythingfox]

[esperastra]

- Can I ask you a personal question? - No. - Can I anyway? - Yes.

[puddeneen]

[beemovieerotica]

still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

[tiredsmartboy]

i've wanted to make music for a long time, a couple of times i even posted my songs on soundcloud (they're still there), but now i want to go to a new level and sing not with a guitar, but with music made in DAW.

the problem is that i can't sing, but i have an ear for music. i would appreciate if someone could give me some advice on how to improve my singing please

/and if anyone suddenly becomes interested, i can show my old songs/

[tiredsmartboy]

she says hi!!!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[mentemori]

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

[afeelgoodblog]

Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Note: that is not a lumberjack!!! Most likely it is a domesticated marine biologist, possibly a domesticated fisherman, (you can tell because it has been clothed in wool, which stays warm when wet, so it is is clearly well cared for).

While this may be appropriate enrichment for your DOMESTICATED and WELL TRAINED marine biologist or fisherman, please remember that lumberjacks may be tame, but are not domesticated. They are still wild, and they absolutely will freak out if they see you swimming around in their forests.

[vanshira]

did you write this notice for the belugas or

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.

[theconcealedweapon]

Dear Leopard,

I really appreciate you eating people's faces. But can you stop eating mine?

[theconcealedweapon]

This is why I have zero sympathy for Brian Thompson.

[theconcealedweapon]

This is why I have zero sympathy for Brian Thompson.

[theconcealedweapon]

More proof that capitalism was never "freedom" or "small government".

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

Yet again, more proof that capitalism was never about "freedom" or "small government".

[bbnotumbl]

[homunculus-argument]

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."