[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[twinsfawn]

who up downwarding their spiral

[real-language-facts]

in most sign languages punching your conversation partner in the throat means "i just punched you in the throat"

[shopkeeper]

Me? Im just a little 🦠Moldling lost in 🍞Bread World..

[pointnclick]

Thank you for coming to my this

[yebisu]

What is that

[pointnclick]

My this #mythis

[allsadnshit]

Calling something "breakfastless behavior" just the modern day "you forget yourself"

[crabussy]

accidentally searched “is parmesan fond of me” because I was thinking about my friends at the same time as grocery shopping. now I need to know. is parmesan fond of me. how would parmesan rate my grating technique

[rowanisawriter]

being insane isnt even that bad

[allsadnshit]

Two things can be true at once unless I don't think so then they aren't anymore sorry

[8nin]

i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

[energyprison]

"and they were room mates" was part of probably the best gossip in the world and well never get to hear what it was

[aggressionbread]

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

[jurisffiction]

"? No" is such a foundational linguistic construction to my psyche. a hieroglyph. it should be a standard emoji

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[mynorthernattitude]

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument