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[dhumavati]

The Astrology of White Female Tears

We’ve all been a victim to the insidious antics of these wenches at some point. Unless, of course, you’re the weeping White woman herself (lol). When we think of this very annoying (and very dangerous) phenomenon, we are inclined to think of the usual uwu culprits, like Hasta and Swati, the oh-so-delicate princesses who can’t seem to do anything without a “virile” man. And this IS often the case with them. But today we’re gonna be looking at a nakshatra that one might not think of in relation to the helpless, tearful White woman archetype.

Jyeshtha.

Surprised? Yeah. Me too.

It is surprising at first, because you know: Indra, king of the deities, the Vajra, thunderbolts, summit of the gods, master of the material plane, irascible temper, yada yada yada……. But not so surprising when you really think about it. These Jyeshtha women are by no means “helpless” in the way that Hasta or Swati women might be. They know exactly what they’re doing.

Jyeshtha is one of the main asterisms associated with structures of political power, with Indra positioned at the top of this hierarchy. And what do beings do when they are in positions of authority? Bad things. Horrible things. Abominable things. So it honestly comes as no surprise that Jyeshtha women have historically had a pattern of using whatever institutional power they hold to inflict all kinds of horrors on others. One may think that being at the “summit of the gods” implies that those at the top wouldn’t have to resort to such low tactics. But it’s precisely because of these tactics they they rise to the top. It’s a sad world we languish in.

Probably the most infamous historical example of this is none other than the woman who got Emmett Till brutally tortured and murdered. Carolyn Bryant, Jyeshtha Moon:

This bitch eventually admitted to lying about her allegations against him, but she faced no consequences whatsoever. Thankfully, she’s dead now.

Then there was this other Jyeshtha Moon bitch, Susan Smith, who MURDERED her 2 sons and then tried to blame it on 2 Black men:

That’s not the end of it. There is ANOTHER Jyeshtha Moon pig, Bonnie Sweeten, and in this case she faked her own abduction and said it was a Black man who did it:

And of course, the Queen of White Feminism herself, with Jyeshtha Sun:

So all these lies, all this manipulation, all this calculation, all this insidious harm… sounds familiar, doesn’t it? Yes, Ashlesha, I’m looking at you, fellow Mercury trine tikshna wench. It appears this nasty behavior hasn’t gone anywhere. Jyeshtha embodies this same energy and distorts narratives to directly inflict harm onto others from a position of authority. And what manifestation of this phenomenon is more accurate than White Female Tears?

Well, luckily, I am a solution-oriented bitch. How do we deal with these Deceptive Debbies? I have a pretty good answer. Y’all remember how Jyeshthas tend to get taunted and destroyed by Rohini natives, as Cholera explored in her Jyeshtha video? If any of these rotten wenches tries to weaponize their tears against you, turn into the most Rohini helpless uwu crying damsel-in-distress version of yourself. If that bitch cries, you cry harder. Make it impossible for her to put herself in a more pitiful situation than you. It doesn’t have to just be Jyeshtha bitches, but any bitch that tries this shit with you. Hasta bitch, Swati bitch, you name it. Use the tactics of the uwu bitches against themselves. This is one of the many little things we can do to deconstruct the oppressive structures of the world.

And also kinda off topic but I hope Hasta women get explosive diarrhea, roll down the stairs, and die.

Have a great day, Hagz 🧟‍♀️🩶

[dhumavati]

Remember how I told y’all Shatabhisha women are fucking insane?

Well here is Inde Navarrete with Shatabhisha Sun. The tropes really do write themselves 😭

[dhumavati]

Swati Nakshatra and the Astrology of Viruses and Vampirism

There is one nakshatra in particular whose core essence is exactly what a virus is and does. And this nakshatra is Swati.

So what do viruses do? They’re basically strings of genetic code that need living host cells to survive. They can’t do shit on their own. By our definition of biological life, viruses aren’t even considered alive. They’re just these strings of code moving from organism to organism, vampirizing them and stealing their resources for their own self-perpetuation.

You’re probably seeing the irony in all this already. Swati is supposedly this “self-goer”, lover of independence, freedom, or as Cholera would describe it, “learning from the ocean of one’s own experience”…

Bitch plz

Similar to what I mentioned in this earlier post, one thing you’ll notice about Swati women is that they are the blueprint for how swathes of women think they should look, and they all end up looking like vapid copies of one another… which is exactly like how a virus spreads. These un-evolved Swati women have basically no identity of their own (like how a virus has no life of its own) and are purely vampiric beings (like how viruses hijack host organisms and leech off of their resources).

Fun fact: the scientist who discovered viruses was Dmitri Ivanovsky, with Swati Sun:

And Björk, with Swati Moon, has a song called Virus:

Like a virus needs a body

As soft tissue feeds on blood

Someday I'll find you

The urge is here, ooh

Like a mushroom on a tree trunk

As the protein transmutates

I knock on your skin

And I am in, ooh

The perfect match, you and me

I enter, contagious

You open up, saying welcome

Like a flame that seeks explosives

As gun powder needs a war

I feast inside you

My host is you, ooh

A still from Björk’s Virus visualizer

To dive even deeper into the metaphysics of viruses and Swati, something that Cholera mentioned that is highly accurate of the Rahu trine is that they are very skilled at moving between mediums and forcing their way into foreign spaces. She talked about how Shatabhisha blurs boundaries and Swati effortlessly moves between realms and spaces. And this is exactly what a virus does. A virus enters a cell, steals its resources, replicates, and then the host cell is destroyed when there are too many virions for the host cell to contain. The host cell ruptures, releasing the virus into the surroundings where they are free to float away (like Vayu, Swati’s ruling deity) to invade other cells and repeat the same vampiric process all over again. And they don’t stay with one cell for very long, which is paralleled in the classic texts where Swati is described as having “weak friendships”.

It is, then, ironic that Vayu is described in the Vedas as necessary for all the other deities to sustain their activities, because Vayu, the Prana, is the supposed “Breath of Life”. But gworlz……. how in the hell are y’all gonna be literal energy vampires and call yourselves the “Breath of Life”???? The math is not mathing.

And to go even deeper into this analysis, we have to consider what Swati’s virus-like nature does to the things around it. Cholera has referred to Swati and Shatabhisha as “key nakshatras on the female path”… and she is right about them being key nakshatras on the dumb bird version of the female path. As I’ve mentioned, Swati is the feminine in her corrupt state: dependent, insecure in herself, constantly preening herself and stuffing her form with filler, and worst of all… subservient to a male. This form of the feminine is, herself, a virus that eventually destroys everything around her through a constant process of vampirism and has no life of her own. The Great Shakti has reduced herself to a footnote in someone else’s story, and so goes around draining everything around her in the hope it’ll give her something to cling to, and then wonders why everything is constantly desiccated and falling apart. This is all because she thinks she can get what she needs from a male and refuses to look inside herself and to find her true feminine power within herself.

This is the key to understanding the independence that Swati in its evolved form is associated with. It is the emancipation, the independence, the self-going nature that comes when a woman understands that SHE HERSELF is the source of her own light, her own vitality, her own strength, and her own freedom. This is why Bhuvaneshwari is the solar principle, and the Hrīm bija mantra used correctly is the mantra of inner radiance, which can only be truly perceived and attained when the feminine effectively widows herself, completely independent of male subjugation. She then becomes the Void, Dhumavati, who is paradoxically the Font of all Wisdom, who needs no external source of light because She is enough for Herself.

It is at this point that she is no longer a virus, but where her spirit grows wings and takes flight, and She truly, completely, and absolutely is Her Own Self.

[dhumavati]

On Rahu Trine Women: Ardra, Swati, and Shatabhisha

I love how in the Rahu trine, you can so clearly see the progressive increase in mental illness.

Ardra women tend to show this through outwardly anti-social behaviors like constantly criticizing people or starting fights, and most hilariously of all, serial dating. If there ever is a Serial Dater Olympics, Ardra women would win 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place. They have no idea how to be single, and even when they are in relationships, it all becomes a pathetic mess. Their insanity is most obvious in their interpersonal relationships.

Swati women show their insanity through their personal identity. They are by far the most “quirky”, “alt”, “look-at-me-I’m-so-different” types of bitches you will ever meet. Somehow, even though they have all these ephemeral identities and their obsession with being something, it all just rings so hollow. It’s very clear that these poor things simply have no idea who they are, and so have to try and convince themselves and other people that they have an identity.

And finally, Shatabhisha women. As I’ve said a trillion times before, these gworlz are just padded cell schizophrenic BPD mental hospital crazy. That’s it. Nothing more to add. If you see one in public please call the police.

[dhumavati]

Vishakha Women: (ʘ ͜ ʘ)

Miley Cyrus, Vishakha Moon

You could just be going about your day, minding your own haggedy business, and then out of the blue a wild Vishakha woman appears like:

(☉ _ ☉)

And you’re like: “Um… Ma’am? Are you good… ?? Can I… help you… ??”

And then she goes:

(ʘ ͜ ʘ)

I guess this is what happens when Indra and Agni are mashed together because whew is it intense. This is also compounded by the fact that along with the Mars nakshatras, Vishakha is the main mean gworl nakshatra.

Rachel McAdams, who played the iconic Regina George, has Vishakha Sun. So imagine a mean gworl judging you and staring into your soul going:

(👁️ 🫦 👁️)

I mean it’s great. The hoes need to be kept on their toes.

Keep staring scarily and bitching nastily Vishakha gworlz!!!!

Tara Reid, Vishakha Sun:

Marcia Cross, Vishakha Moon:

Rebecca Romijn, Vishakha Sun and Moon:

Beverly D’Angelo, Vishakha Sun:

Tawny Roberts, Vishakha Moon:

Barbara Paz, Vishakha Moon:

Tori Spelling, Vishakha Moon:

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

[tis-niki]

This just reminded me of Kenzie from this season of love island who I believe is also a vishakha moon bc look

look at the evidence 😭

[dhumavati]

Punarvasu Women:

( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜ )

Wendy Williams, Punarvasu Sun

Punarvasu gworlz, I know you’re not okay. I don’t even have to ask.

It was necessary for me to post the Ardra article before I posted this, so there would be sufficient background information to explain the physiology here.

One of Punarvasu’s main themes is the trauma that comes from existing in this world of violence and suffering. It is where all the horrors of dualistic existence come into full view and leave the profoundest trauma on the soul. And how does this manifest in Punarvasu women?

( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜ )

Their eyes bulge in an expression of fear and horror, and the crying that started in Ardra comes into full force in Punarvasu. The most iconic crying women scenes and memes feature Punarvasu women.

Shelley Duvall, Punarvasu Sun:

Wendy Williams, Punarvasu Sun:

Kris Jenner, Punarvasu Moon:

Taylor Armstrong, Punarvasu ASC (note that the cat is Punarvasu’s symbolic animal):

Punarvasu women also tend to wear glasses that exaggerate the eyes.

Emma Thompson, Punarvasu Moon:

Iris Apfel, Punarvasu Moon:

It will be okay, Punarvasu gworlz. Grandma Dhuma will destroy this shithole of a universe. In the meantime try to shield yourselves from the trauma.

[dhumavati]

Magha Nakshatra and the Astrology of Amorality

A military plane dumping Agent Orange onto a forest in Vietnam during the Vietnam War

I’ve talked about this so many times before, in a series of multiple posts, but somehow I’m still not beating a dead horse. I wish I were, but the fucking horse is alive, kicking, lying, cheating, grifting, scamming, and being a piece of rotting spray-tanned shit in general.

For those of us who haven’t read my article on Ketu, here it is for some background:

The Ketu Trine: Shit and All its Synonyms

So, I’ve talked about how natives of Magha (and the rest of the Ketu trine), especially the male ones, have a strong inclination towards completely amoral action in their personal dealings, or any kind of dealing they are involved in. They act purely based on self-interest, even if it means turning on the ones closest to them. There is no low to which they cannot sink. If the bar is in Hell, they will find a way to sink below Hell. I mean, hell, even Hell wouldn’t want to keep these psychopathic fuckers. So today, it’s time to do away with the generalities. Let’s examine exactly how this skidmark nakshatra functions in the world.

To start, we all hear a lot about corporations and all the evil shit that they do for profit. But I haven’t seen any astrological analysis on what’s going on here. And surprise, surprise, guess which nakshatra pops up over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again when you look at the absolute worst, most evil morally depraved corporations to ever exist. Let’s have a look.

DuPont

DuPont is one of the most notorious examples of industrial chemical pollution in history. DuPont’s use of PFOA (a forever chemical) in Teflon manufacturing, despite concerns about its toxicity, contaminated water supplies near its plant in West Virginia. Farm animals started dying horribly out of the blue, and it was later found that PFOA had entered the bodies of people in the community, resulting in birth defects in the years to come.

An individual with birth deformities associated with PFOA

The CEO of the company at the time that it started using PFOA and dumping it into the surrounding environment, and then covering it up, was Crawford H. Greenewalt. He had Magha Sun.

Oh and no individual has ever been charged or held accountable for any of this. Oh and as of 2026, PFOA is present in the bloodstreams of about 98-99% of the world’s population. Yes, you read that right. You, me, and practically everyone who’s reading this article right now has PFOA/PFAS in their bloodstream. Thanks, DuPont. Thanks, Magha.

Monsanto

Monsanto, founded by Magha Sun native John Francis Queeny, is yet another contender for the Most Evil Corporation in history. Here’s why:

And just in case you missed it, Monsanto was the largest producer of Agent Orange for the US government during the Vietnam war. And we all know about its effects during and after the war.

Ain’t it uncanny how Magha is linked to all these horrible pollutants, even symbolically speaking? For anyone who might not know, the orange skidmark who is also the current US President has been referred to as Agent Orange. He has Magha ASC.

An individual with birth deformities associated with Agent Orange

Purdue Pharma

We’ve all heard about the opioid crisis in the US. It’s constantly talked about by the media and it has truly awful effects on those suffering under it. Bodies slumped over, flesh rotting away due to lack of care… Purdue is the company where it all began. The founder of Purdue is Arthur Sackler, with Magha Sun. What Purdue Pharma did has been described as the “Crime of the Century”.

And so…

You’ll notice that the recurring Magha theme here is an unrelenting amorality which leads to literal poisoning on enormous scales. Whether it’s the Agent Orange of the Vietnam War (or the Agent Orange currently sitting in the White House), the current opioid crisis plaguing the US, or the PFOA/PFAS in pretty much everybody’s bloodstream, you’ll see that Magha’s amorality has an omnipresent toxic effect. The poisons unleashed in Ashlesha have fully seeped in, in Magha, on the largest scales.

And it really is no surprise that amoral, psychopathic behavior leads to power and authority in this world, just as the amoral Magha is symbolized by the throne. This is the way of the pitrs, and this is the world we have to deal with. We cannot let them win.

[dhumavati]

A Warning to All Women about the Men of the Jupiter Trine: Punarvasu, Vishakha, Purva Bhadrapada

Nicole Brown Simpson’s corpse being taken away

Ladies, please take note of this warning, because it involves actual danger to your well-being.

When you hear about Jupiter, you’ll normally hear things along the lines of compassion and gentleness and mercy, but the men of the Jupiter nakshatras are BY FAR the most dangerous and materially harmful to women.

Jupiter trine men in general are seen as weak and feeble by society, and this constant emasculation puts them in a highly frustrated and frenzied internal state, like a chihuahua that keeps getting bullied and taunted.

Jupiter nakshatra men in general do not dare to attack other men, so they direct their anger towards women, who are more physically and socially vulnerable. Their outbursts of anger are extremely unpredictable, and this is why so many sudden and shockingly violent attacks on women are so often carried out by Jupiter nakshatra men.

Punarvasu Men

One perfect example is the Punarvasu Sun and Moon MMA fighter Conor McGregor, who is famous for being defeated and humiliated in numerous fights by other men, where they beat McGregor into literal submission after all of his initial trash talk. This constant emasculation of McGregor is no surprise that he has a track record of allegations of physical violence against women. He allegedly punched a woman in the face on his yacht and kicked her to the floor. And this is just one of the many allegations against him in terms of his violence towards women.

Vishakha Men

Vishakha men tend to express their bitterness towards women verbally, criticizing and shit-talking women in the same way that mean girls do. Here’s a clip of the popular streamer Austin Show, who has Vishakha Sun, who unleashed a barrage of profanity against a woman who didn’t think he was handsome. Not to her face, of course. Only after he left.

Purva Bhadrapada Men

Purva Bhadrapada men take this violence to the maximum by simply murdering women. There’s the renowned O.J. Simpson, with Purva Bhadrapada Moon and Punarvasu Sun, who brutally murdered Nicole Brown Simpson by stabbing her with a knife multiple times in the head and neck. And yes, he did it. He murdered that woman. And of course, there is the very, very, very long list of Purva Bhadrapada male serial killers who brutally murdered numerous women. There’s a reason that the majority of the victims of serial killers are female.

So ladies, please, please, please, please understand this: All the gentleness and mercy and compassion of Jupiter nakshatra men go out the window when it comes to women. Always remember this, and please heed this warning.

[dhumavati]

Uttarashadha Women & Friends: The Racist, TERFy Astrology of Female Bigotry

The Archetype of Hilly Holbrook

There are honestly way too many Hilly Holbrooks in this world. Too many Hilly Holbrooks, and too many dumb bitches who do the work of Holly Holbrook. And to which lunar mansion do we ascribe the archetype of Hilly Holbrook?

Uttara Ashadha.

Surprised? Yeah, me too. Again. This is like my White Female Tears article where one would normally expect a nakshatra like Rohini or Hasta but BOOM it’s Jyeshtha. And for Hilly Holbrook’s archetype you’d expect Ardra or Dhanishtha or something but BOOM it’s Uttara fucking Ashadha. And you know what? It makes perfect sense. Hagsplanation coming right up.

Uttarashadha is ruled by the Vishvadevas. Directly translated, it means “all the gods”. This name refers to the entire Vedic pantheon, where no deity is left out. Sounds nice and inclusive, doesn’t it? Okay. Then why are the majority of these deities… male?

Well, religion imitates real life, and when the Vedas first appeared, the individuals in positions of political power and authority were, well… male. Like pretty much every civilization in history. And like I said in the Jyeshtha article, what happens when males are in positions of authority? Horrible, horrible things. And what happens when a woman embodies the cosmic imprint of the patriarchy? Horrible, horrible things.

Women with strong Uttarashadha energies tend to see the world like the archetypical male principle would see it—as something to be conquered and to rule over with all of one’s awesome and powerful maleness. Taking pride in having dominion over others and telling them what they are allowed to say or do. Uttarashadha’s obsession with rulership over the world and existential space in general causes its natives to want to decide where others are even allowed to exist. Materially, what has this looked like?

If you’ve seen The Help, you’ll know that Hilly Holbrook, played by Uttarashadha Moon native Bryce Dallas Howard, is obsessed with dictating which spaces Black maids are allowed to exist in. She was particularly obsessed with preventing her maid Minny Jackson from using the bathrooms inside the house, and even came up with an initiative that required every White home to have a separate bathroom for “the colored help”, which was then endorsed by the White Citizens’ Council. In one particularly intense scene, when there was a violent storm outside, Minny used Hilly’s personal bathroom, which sent Hilly into a blind rage, in which Minny got fired on the spot.

Then there’s the movie Karen, starring another Uttarashadha Moon native, Taryn Manning. The antagonist Karen Drexler is the local Homeowner’s Association president who abuses her power to terrorize Black residents in her neighborhood. At a neighborhood gathering, she tells the Black invitees to relocate to Africa if they are unhappy with the US. And so again, there is the recurring theme of Uttarashadha women trying to dictate to others where they can or cannot exist.

Then, there’s the real-life modern-day Hilly Holbrook who goes by the name of Tomi Lahren, with Uttarashadha Moon, also known as the “White Power Barbie”.

She even compared the BLM movement to the KKK. And holy shit it just hit me as I’m writing this that there’s that other fugly Uttarashadha Moon bitch Sydney Sweeney, who is yet another trophy wench of the political right.

So as you can see, Uttarashadha women tend to be the faces of bigoted movements, who proudly and shamelessly advance their agenda no matter how stupid and/or embarrassing it is.

Now that we’ve looked at Uttarashadha, let’s expand our examination into the entire Sun trine. Cholera said something very true about the rajasic planets Mercury and Venus—that they show our activities and what we spend our energy on, with Mercury having a career emphasis. Well, I’m about to list female figures who were instrumental to the perpetuation of racial segregation in the United States. Remember Tomi Lahren’s KKK comments? Here we go:

Laura Martin Rose, Uttaraphalguni Sun, propagandist for the Ku Klux Klan, employed by the United Daughters of the Confederacy

Daisy Douglas Barr, Mercury in Uttaraphalguni, Imperial Empress of the Indiana Women's Ku Klux Klan in the early 1920s

Lulu Alice Boyers Markwell, Mercury in Uttaraphalguni, the first Imperial Commander for the national Women of the Ku Klux Klan (WKKK) organization

Mary Dawson Cain, Mercury in Uttaraphalguni, a key figure in perpetuating racial segregation and Jim Crow

Florence Sillers Ogden, Mercury in Uttaraphalguni, yet another key figure in perpetuating racial segregation and Jim Crow

Cornelia Dabney Tucker, Venus in Uttaraphalguni, yet another key figure in perpetuating racial segregation and Jim Crow

Nell Battle Lewis, Mercury in Krittika, yet another key figure in perpetuating racial segregation and Jim Crow

Robbie Gill Comer, Krittika Sun, founding figure of the WKKK, serving as its Imperial Commander from 1924 to the late 1930s

Rebecca Latimer Felton, Venus in Krittika, White supremacist US Senator who owned slaves and overtly supported lynching

The Archetype of the TERF

Now that we’ve examined bigotry along racial lines, let’s examine bigotry along gendered lines. For those who may not know, TERF stands for “trans-exclusionary radical feminist”, i.e. “feminists” who don’t see trans women as women. And who’s the most infamous TERF to ever exist?

Uttaraphalguni Moon native J.K. Rowling, the TERF Final Boss:

And then there’s the famous Uttaraphalguni Sun “feminist” Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, who over the past decade has been quite open about her exclusionary views of trans women:

The TERFiness of the Sun trine is so strong that not even Uttarashadha trans women themselves are safe from embodying its TERFy essence. The most famous trans woman is herself a TERF, and this person is none other than Uttarashadha Moon native Caitlyn Jenner:

Now that we’ve examined all these examples, let’s begin the analysis.

Notice how all of these Uttarashadha Karens, both the racial and gender types, have an obsession with keeping other women out of bathrooms. In the case of the Hilly Holbrooks, it was about keeping Black women out of bathrooms, and in the case of the J.K. Rowlings, it’s about keeping trans women out of bathrooms.

Uttarashadha is one of the main nakshatras of the patriarchy as we know it. Oppressive, psychopathic, filled with greed and avarice, devoid of compassion, and so on. Obsessed with the idea of dominating and controlling the world from the top of the hierarchies of their own making. Nakshatras like Magha, Anuradha, and Jyeshtha are a part of this patriarchy-upholding group. Uttarashadha is ruled by the Vishwadevas, i.e. “all the gods”, who as I’ve mentioned before, just happen to be predominantly male. And when these patriarchal powers express themselves in female form, the likes of Hilly Holbrook are exactly what you get. Uttarashadha has a particular interest in “owning” things of the material plane, as the deities of patriarchal religions tend to do.

In the Abrahamic religions, for example, there is the recurrent theme of a Creator making all things (Krittika) and then having lordship/stewardship (Uttaraphalguni and Uttarashadha) over these things. Uttarashadha in particular deals with power as it relates to physical space, in the sense of physical dominion over material reality, and this is why strongly Uttarashadha women are so obsessed with controlling who or what is allowed to exist in whichever space.

Similarly to Uttarashadha, Uttaraphalguni also has this sort of regulatory desire, and perhaps even more so due to its Aryaman rulership. Aryaman, like Varuna, has a lot to do with the regulation of space and setting existential limits, i.e. what is allowed to happen according to their “Rta” or cosmic law. Aryaman deals with contracts as well, so all of this points to his generally anally retentive nature. This is why so many of the women above with Mercury in Uttaraphalguni dedicated their lives and careers to limiting space to a certain type of people and cruelly enforcing those limits.

Uttaraphalguni’s desire for control, however, extends in the direction of gender and sex, because its core essence is heterosexual reproduction and the utilitarian nature of sexual reproduction, i.e. what are the material gains that can be accrued through sexual reproduction, transactionally and calculatively treating/using their offspring as insurance/ATMs/resource-givers/investments, etc. And so, anything that threatens this entire system is an existential threat to them.

Trans people in general do not live by their idiotic rules (unless you’re Caitlyn Jenner), and so they are relentlessly attacked by these Uttaraphalguni/Uttarashadha women. I mean if you go to J.K. Rowling’s Twitter page you’ll see it’s essentially transphobic tweet after transphobic tweet. Barely even a mention about Harry Potter or whatever. Just tweets where she proudly announces that she’s a TERF or that she’s a “large gamete-producer”. I mean the way that these transphobes define women is ironically some of the most misogynistic shit you’ve ever heard. Women to them are “large gamete-producers” and nothing more. Literally reducing the feminine to the reproductive function. Which is basically the essence of Uttaraphalguni. The goddess to them is a baby-making factory. That’s it.

And one might read about the Vedic Rta and think of it as this grand, wonderful cosmic concept but I as Dhumavati will tell you it’s all a big crock of horseshit. Rta? More like SHITta. But even then, this corrupt world is obsessed with keeping things aligned with horseshit, which is why we have the world we have, and not a better one. And so, there is really only one question we should be asking these horseshit enforcers, which is…

Ain’t you tired, Miss Hilly?

Ain’t you tired?

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[haunted-obsidian-of-asgard]

Mac + cutoffs S1-5

Happy Mac Week 2026!!!

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[homunculus-argument]

I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.

The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.

[terriwriting]

Sherlock Holmes and The Case of Perhaps We'd Best Leave This One Alone, Watson. There Appears To Be An Excess Of Armed Maniacs In The Vicinity.

[copperbadge]

When I was in high school a friend of mine would host murder mystery dinners once or twice a year. They were the kind you could buy as a kit -- I don't even know if they exist anymore -- and everyone was assigned (or chose) a character, then received a booklet of clues to share. The idea was to spend an evening in a one-shot LARP designed like an Agatha Christie novel.

I was a year above most of them at school so they threw a "goodbye" murder mystery for me just before graduation, and about 2/3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim. The game then shifted from "whodunnit" to "who succeeded in dunninit" which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games.

After we solved it, we discovered that the game wasn't from a kit -- the host had written it herself and meticulously printed out the booklets in replica style of the kits. It was the best going-away party I think I could possibly have had.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[buttslushie]

[libraford]

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

[libraford]

Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.

[libraford]

Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!

[libraford]

You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.

[rosslynpaladin]

it's funny yeah, but guys this is actually how you reach the people who prefer these terms to frame all things Good and Correct.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

as a younger person I'd sometimes get overwhelmed with the violence of the world, not just human violence but the violence done to animals and by animals, the innate violence of being an animal. because an animal is, by definition, an organism that must consume other organisms to live. and this would lodge in my spiraling young adult mind, the tragedy that to live, to be a creature, is to cause harm. that life is sustained by consuming life.

eventually I got older (and medicated), but in the meantime spending time in woodland really helped. it comforted me to be around plantlife, which feeds not on life but on sunlight, and therefore causes no harm.

anyway now I'm reading The Hidden Life Of Trees by Peter Wohlleben (incredible book) and it turns out that was a big fat LIE. forests are violent as FUCK

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

life as a tree is fucking BRUTAL. ok no they don't actually eat each other (well, not until they've been broken down and digested by microorganisms first) but competition is FIERCE. sunlight and water are finite resources. survival rates are dismal. a tree can release a million seeds in a lifetime and have only one offspring live to maturity. some species evolved ways of stealing sunlight from trees who got there first, bidding their time as a sapling then shooting out from under older canopies to hog as as much light as possible. next-door neighbors? fuck em, let em starve.

then you get shit like epiphytes that decided to just grow on top of other plants. strangler fig vines, for instance, which decided well fuck, im just gonna cling to this tree trunk and let it do the support work. maybe entangle our roots and envelope my host completely over time. oopsie my host died? that's ok I'll just cling to its corpse for eternity

equally horrifying is the honeysuckle, which preys on young trees boa-constrictor style, squeezing the life out of saplings, which grow with permanent deformities before dying prematurely (makes for a neat walking stick though)

then you get out and proud parasites like mistletoe who are happy to attach themselves to tree canopies and suck their blood extract water and nutrients. so yeah some plants do eat each other actually. gives ya some perspective on the old christmas tradition of hunting mistletoe with guns (yes that's a thing, shooting them down out of trees like squirrels. yes, unlike squirrels they deserve it). as for the romance angle, who doesn't want to kiss a lover beneath the dying corpse of a parasitic trophy kill? sexy as heck.

in conclusion, PLANTS ARE VIOLENT AS FUCK, and that's not even getting into the eternal chemical warfare they are forced to wage against insects, fungi, microbes and other enemies.

one day soon the forests will turn on us, and when that day comes I'm cheerfully betraying humanity and skipping away to cross enemy lines 🫡

kofi

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

to those who thought this post was heading in a heartwarming direction, i do NOT apologize and i DO hope the forest and its creeping mycelium tendrils crawl their way into your nightmares