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this is really chilling
Before her death she was also responsible for this mosaic of George Bush Sr. that you had to step on to get into a hotel in Baghdad. Truly iconic
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SO MANY VERIFIED TWITTER ACCOUNTS HAVE BEEN TWEETING ABOUT AWAE!!!
„Anne with an E” season 3 (2019)
Reasons that Netflix needs to bring back AWAE for another season:
-Justice for Ka’kwet
-Diana and Jerry sorting themselves out
-Shirbert pen pals (romantic letter voiceovers)
-Justice for Ka’kwet
-Tillie having a new suitor in the parlor every Friday afternoon
-Rachel Lynde and Marilla shutting down old white men on the daily, mentally high-fiving each other every time they do it
-Some resolution for Winifred
-COLE GETTING A BOYFRIEND
-Bash and Muriel falling in love - without forgetting Mary, as the show has been really good about that so far - and raising Delphine together
-Matthew sweeping the next county fair for every single award
-Justice for Ka’kwet
-Elijah showing that he’s been reformed
-Mr. Phillips dying off-screen in a horrible manure cart accident, reported in the papers
-Gilbert bringing curatives he learned from the Mi’kmaq people to the U of T, not taking credit but using his privilege to try to elevate their healing skills to broader society
-Ruby kissing a suitor for the first time and practically busting a lung with anxiety/excitement
-Cole and Aunt Jo roasting everyone over their poor fashion sense
-Josie finding a suitor who loves her and respects her boundaries
-Anne discovering she’s bisexual (big shocker), though she and Gilbert remain in a happy, committed relationship because they’re too fucking cute
-More scenes with the girls wearing flower crowns and being chaotic, beautiful forces of nature, more scenes with the girls just being friends and being there for one another
-JUSTICE FOR KA’KWET
Minnie May is a whole mood
Roy meets Gilbert, and Gilbert is not amused! But what he doesn’t know is that Roy’s heart does not belong to Anne… 👀
Why does squidwards face show more emotion than Elsa’s
his paycheck
You guys I can’t with this show. The bad ass lady general gets forced into an arranged marriage and ignores her husband to dote on his concubines and treat them better than even he did. They like her more than the husband. He admits that she “stole” them from him, and they admit they never want her to leave because she spoils them rotten with “random jewelry, perfumes, makeup, silk gauze fabrics, and takes us out to afternoon tea”. She helps out their families and treats their families well too!
Sometimes a family is a bisexual lady general and her three super femme wives.
She explicitly tells them the first time she ever meets them that they need to dress up and wear fancy jewelry when they want to because they’re young and pretty.
I just.
Bless this show. The concubines are scheming to get the husband to fall in love with his wife so that she can keep spoiling them.
When you come home from work and your three femme wives are cheering on your butch wife as she practices her swordsmanship in the yard, and all four of them ignore you.
“They’re lesbians, Harold.”
Op where’s the link
It’s Oh My General/将军在上, and it’s fully subbed on Youtube!
Hey @the-wintry-mizzenmast :D
@isabel-archer - relevant to your interests?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh_My_General
Adapted from the novel General Above I Am Below (Chinese: 将军在上我在下) by Ju Hua San Li. Set against the backdrop of the Song dynasty, the gender bender series tells the story of the marriage between a highly skilled female general and a prince of unrivaled beauty.
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Huh. Well I was looking for something to watch for Chinese practice…gonna check this out!
one time my brother said that emotion wasnt interesting/good and it was too repetitive and ive never considered murder seriously until that moment
he turned it off mid album and i havent forgiven him since
I didn't realise that you meant the iconic Carly Rae Jepsen album and I just assumed he was talking about. the human experience of emotion
the woody allen thing
In case anybody doesn’t know about Woody Allen:
Woody Allen was accused in 1992 of molesting his girlfriend Mia Farrow’s daughter, Dylan Farrow, when she was seven years old. He later married Soon-Yi Previn, Mia Farrow’s then-teenaged daughter. He was Mia’s children’s father figure for many years.
This case is extremely controversial for a lot of reasons, but I’ll just list some of the facts:
source 1 - source 2 - source 3 - source 4
Dylan’s claims have been consistent her entire life. She said that the molestation began when Woody Allen took her into the attic of Mia Farrow’s home.
Woody Allen had been in therapy for “inappropriate behavior” with a child psychologist before the abuse allegations were ever presented to the authorities or made public.
Seven-year-old Dylan Farrow’s pediatrician was the one who first reported the molestation to the police.
Allen initially said that he had never been in the attic where the molestation allegedly took place, but his hair was found in the attic, so he changed his story and said that he had been in the attic just a few times. The investigation later concluded that his account of that day was not credible.
Ronan Farrow, one of Dylan’s brothers, who today is the journalist who wrote the infamous Harvey Weinstein exposé that helped spark the #MeToo movement in Hollywood, has said that he remembers witnessing Allen “climbing into her [Dylan’s] bed in the middle of the night” and “forcing her to suck his thumb.”
Three other adults besides Allen were present in the Farrow home the day Dylan was molested. A babysitter told police and gave sworn testimony that Allen and Dylan went missing for 15 to 20 minutes. Another babysitter told police and also swore in court that on that same day, she saw Allen with his head in Dylan’s lap facing her body, while Dylan sat on a couch “staring vacantly in the direction of a television set.” The third adult, a tutor, told police and testified that on that day, she’d found that Dylan was not wearing underpants under her sundress after disappearing with Allen.
Multiple employees of the family testified that Dylan used to be terrified of Allen, and that Dylan once locked herself in a bathroom for four hours when Allen came over to their house.
Allen refused to take a polygraph administered by the police during all four court cases about Dylan’s molestation. Allen lost all of these cases.
In his 33-page decision, Judge Elliott J. Wilk found that Allen’s behavior toward Dylan was “grossly inappropriate and that measures must be taken to protect her.”
You can read Judge Wilk’s full original court ruling here.
Woody Allen was never prosecuted in a criminal trial - some claim he was never prosecuted because there was no evidence, but the state attorney, Frank Maco, said publicly that there was probable cause to press charges against Allen for child molestation, but declined to do so due to “the fragility of the child victim” and the toll the trial process would’ve taken on her.
Read Dylan’s story, in her own words, here.
Woody Allen has famously said about his relationship with Soon-Yi: “I was paternal. She responded to someone paternal. […] I was happy to give her an enormous amount of decision-making, just as a gift.”
So, here’s a list of celebrities who love Woody Allen, worked with him, and/or have defended him:
Jeff Goldblum — defended him
Kirsten Stewart — repeatedly defended him
Cate Blanchett — defended him
Stephen King — called Dylan a “bitch” after her 2014 article was posted
Emma Stone — worked with him post-2014 and expressed her love for him/his work
Blake Lively — worked with him post-2014 and said that Woody Allen is “empowering to women”
Kate Winslet — defended him and said: “I think on some level Woody is a woman. I just think he’s very in touch with that side of himself.”
Jesse Eisenberg — expressed his love for Woody Allen and has worked with him, both post-2014
Richard Ayoade — repeatedly called Woody Allen one of the greatest directors of all time and implied “art” is more important than real life victims
Diego Luna — worked with him post-2014 and has said he doesn’t regret it
Javier Bardem — defended him
Diane Keaton — defended him
Adrien Brody — defended him
Scarlett Johannson — repeatedly defended him, and has been called his #1 fan
Zach Kornfeld (of the Try Guys) — said he loves Woody Allen (post 2014)
Alec Baldwin — defended him
Louis CK — defended him
Miley Cyrus — worked with him post-2014
Selena Gomez — worked with him post-2014
Elle Fanning — worked with him post-2014
Justin Timberlake — worked with him post-2014
Jude Law — worked with him post-2014
People who worked with him before Dylan’s 2014 article which made the case much more well known, and have made no comment for or against Allen since:
Owen Wilson, Tom Hiddleston, Larry David, Meryl Streep, Colin Farrell, Rachel McAdams, and Hugh Jackman.
And here’s a list of celebrities who worked with Woody Allen but later regretted doing so, or have publicly said that they support Dylan Farrow:
Susan Sarandon — said “He sexually assaulted a child” on stage at Cannes
Ellen Page — called working with Allen “the biggest regret of my career” and said she supports Dylan
Natalie Portman — said that she supports Dylan, that men should support and believe female victims “not because you have a daughter, not because you have a wife or a sister, […] but because we’re human beings,” and is also one of the only celebrities to say she regrets signing the Roman Polanski petition
Reese Witherspoon — said she supports Dylan
Shonda Rhimes — said she supports Dylan
Oprah Winfrey — led a discussion about Woody Allen and Time’s Up and supporting Dylan
Hayley Atwell — “I stand in solidarity with his daughter and offer an apology to her if my contribution to his work has caused her suffering or made her feel dismissed in any way. It’s exciting that I can say this now and I’m not going to be blacklisted.” (Atwell’s first film, in 2007, was a Woody Allen film)
Michael Caine — “I’m a patron of the NSPCC [National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children] and have very strong views about pedophilia. I can’t come to terms with it, because I loved Woody and had a wonderful time with him. I even introduced him to Mia. I don’t regret working with him [in 1986; five years before the first allegations], which I did in complete innocence; but I wouldn’t work with him again, no.”
Freida Pinto — said she would not work with Allen again, “Because I don’t know how some people can get away with it.”
Colin Firth — said he would not work with Allen again
Evan Rachel Wood — said she would not work with Allen again
Timothée Chalamet — expressed regret for working on a Woody Allen film and pledged his salary from the film to RAINN, Time’s Up, and the LGBT Center in New York
Greta Gerwig — “If I had known then what I know now, I would not have acted in the film. I have not worked for him again, and I will not work for him again. Dylan Farrow’s two different pieces made me realize that I increased another woman’s pain, and I was heartbroken by that realization.”
Rebecca Hall — said she regrets working with Allen, and: “My actions have made another woman feel silenced and dismissed.” She also donated her salary to Time’s Up.
David Krumholtz — said “I deeply regret working with Woody Allen on Wonder Wheel. It’s one of my most heartbreaking mistakes. We can no longer let these men represent us in entertainment, politics, or any other realm.”
Griffin Newman — said he “believes Allen is guilty,” regrets working with him, and called himself a coward for not quitting the film he worked on with Allen
Peter Sarsgaard — said he would not work with Allen again
Mira Sorvino — wrote an open letter to Dylan, saying: “I cannot begin to imagine how you have felt, all these years as you watched someone you called out as having hurt you as a child, a vulnerable little girl in his care, be lauded again and again, including by me and countless others in Hollywood who praised him and ignored you. As a mother and a woman, this breaks my heart for you. I am so, so sorry.”
Joaquin Phoenix — said he had no idea about Dylan’s letter when he worked with Allen in 2014, but: “If you were a part of supporting something with someone that did, in fact, cause pain, how the fuck would you feel? You’d feel shitty.”
Marion Cotillard — said that if she were asked to work with him again, she would do much more research and that before working with him in 2011, she had not heard of his allegations
please only add updates and additional people with sources
Anjelica Huston spoke out in support of Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, and Jeffrey Tambor just this year in May 2019.
Well, this was very enlightening
season 1 // “change your mind”
The Kyman Fanfic Ultimate Guide (or in other words, how to be a kyman hoe)
So lurking in Kyman fandom for awhile people would ask, what do you recommend reading? Well, after much searching I conjured up a list in what I believe to be the best Kyman fics. As well since this is Kyman week might as well fellow fans read some good shit during this fabulously gay week.
Remember folks, my list is incredibly biased HOWEVER from reading countless kyman fanfics and engaging with fellow kyman fans, this is solely based on what I consider to be strong kyman fics in terms of story structure, writing style, characterization, and overall enjoyment.
RATING: E
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we don’t sleep when the sun goes down
by izzybusiness
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9450338
“Okay, will someone please tell me what the fuck is going on?” Cartman finally yells, clearly at the end of his tether. “So, what, everyone here got struck by lightning and now you’ve got superpowers like some kind of all-gay Justice League?” Misfits AU.
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Unwell
By cigarettestainedeyes
https://archiveofourown.org/works/12319431
Kyle’s being introduced to a whole new side of himself, the panicked side, the scared side, and he doesn’t much care for it. Support comes from the last place he expected.
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The Rules
By Creatortan
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13389867
South Park has many rules.
1) don’t try to get involved with Kyle Broflovski. You will face the wrath of Eric Cartman. Plus Kyle just isn’t interested, even if he pretends to be.
2) don’t try to get involved with Eric Cartman. You will face the wrath of Kyle Broflovski. And Eric isn’t interested and doesn’t try to hide that.
3) don’t try to get in between Cartman and Kyle. It never ends well. Just let them get it out of their systems.
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RATING: T
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Cant we just try?
By shortstackedchessecake96
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5187086
If Eric had his stubborn way, he’d deny his feelings forever. But Kyle’s not going to let that happen.
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Higher, Higher
By Sweeticing
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13518693/chapters/31008642
Bebe tries to use a love potion on Kyle, but the plan goes wrong when the potion makes him fall for Cartman instead. Good thing Cartman hasn’t been pining for Kyle for eight years or anything crazy like that.
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Cartman Gets bored
By sorrowfulJoy
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13062774
Cartman gets bored at 11pm and tries to get his friends to come and spend time with him, texting fic
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Secondhand
By SnyapticFirefly
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7751491
Cartman does what he does best: peer pressuring impressionable Jews the only way he knows how.
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Keep Your Enemy Closer
By guineabees
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9123163
A story about what happens when a superhero and their rival have been living under the same roof without realising it.
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I Won’t Fall For You
By shortstackedchesscake
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13247808
Just when Kyle thought turning up alone to a wedding - that was starting to feel like a college reunion - couldn’t get any worse, it turns out Eric Cartman is invited too. But Eric may just be his saving grace, and Kyle decides to run with his inevitably crazy plan even if he thinks he knows better. But Kyle is a lot smarter than his college friends, he won’t fall for Eric that easily… will he?
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the coriolis effect
by briwookie
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11544261
“There’s nothing wrong with being attracted to the same sex.” Kenny would say, but Eric Cartman had always thought otherwise.
It just surprises him that it takes Kyle Broflovski getting drunk at a bar with another man to prove him wrong
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Sunday best and broken glass
By cherryvanilla
https://archiveofourown.org/works/2296934
Cartman doesn’t do nervous. He’s done plenty of fucking public speaking, public singing, public anything but tonight – tonight, he’s nervous. Maybe it’s because this stupidly means more than any of those other times, even though he wishes to fuck he could deny that. Because he actually cares this time. It isn’t based around some manipulation. Maybe it’s because Stan’s up there right now singing and playing electric guitar to Sweet Child O’ Mine like a lame-o, but he’s actually fucking good and all Cartman’s got is a dumb emo love song and an acoustic and a future bill for rejection.
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Between love and hate
By izzubusiness
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8239649
“Fuck you, whore!” Cartman yells, getting to his feet and stomping over to the other end of the room. “What the fuck are you even doing in my house?”
“What were you doing with Kyle’s tongue in your mouth?” Wendy counters back, and if Stan’s head wasn’t about to explode under the weight of everything going on, he thinks he might have high fived her for that wicked burn.
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I said I wouldn’t by I did
By captaindude
https://archiveofourown.org/works/2754203
In which Cartman is whipped and he doesnt even know it. but mostly sex though.
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Redéfinition de l'individu
By Kymanlvr
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6481633/1/Redéfinition-de-l-individu
Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.
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Don’t Touch Me
By Soul Flash
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5231878/1/Don-t-Touch-Me
When your life hits an all time low, things can’t possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
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Respect My Authority
by Soul Flash
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5687376/1/Respect-My-Authority
There’s only one thing you can do when a Jew tries to mess with your mind: play some mind games yourself. After all, all’s fair in love and war. Kyman, slash. Cartman’s POV. Companion fic to Don’t Touch Me.
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Boundaries
By cutie pie 9335
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6547130/1/Boundaries
Cartman finally crosses the line that Kyle had so carefully drawn. Kyman, amongst other pairings.
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Afflictions and Affections
By PartiPooper
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10588091/1/Afflictions-and-Affections
When Kyle is sick, as per usual, Cartman pays him a visit. He even so much as looks after him, in his own bitter-sweet way. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
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The Sorry Struggle
By Partipooper
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11152548/1/The-Sorry-Struggle
When Cartman does something bad to Kyle, he tries to say sorry - “tries” being the keyword. AKA, How Not To Say Sorry To Your Boyfriend. (Slightly Silly Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities, slightly sexual scenes, and the follies and flatulence of youth.
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if I didn’t believe in you, we’d never have gotten this far
by orphan_account
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11282883
Kyle and Eric are both getting tired of the ‘no strings attached’ asterisk attached to their relationship.
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The Stag Prince
By Synaptic Firefly
https://archiveofourown.org/works/4979806/chapters/11437663
A Swan Princess parody. Grand Wizard Prince Eric and High Elf Prince Kyle are roped into an arranged marriage. Honestly, who thought this was a good idea to start with? Eventual Kyman, slight Stenny, and poor Butters is a paladin.
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RATING : M
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Restraints
By Soul Flash
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5867328/1/Restraints
“Goddammit, Jew…” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle’s belt buckle, “Why’d you have to wear a goddamn belt today…?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.
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How Long Till You Surrender?
By wettmark
https://archiveofourown.org/works/453686
Stan is self destructing, Craig Tucker might be gay, Butters can’t handle Cartman’s wiener, and Kyle just wants to get out of South Park without losing his mind, his best friend, or his virginity.
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A Series of Left Turns
By ScribbleSibly
https://archiveofourown.org/works/4088479/chapters/9208600
Kyle, now 17 and preparing to be a responsible adult, is drowning in the stress of his mundane life. Until Cartman gets an idea. Kyle POV. Heavy swearing and smut later on.
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Perfectionist
By shortstackedcheescake96
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6452782
Kyle appreciates Eric’s praise perhaps more than he really should. It is rare, after all. (All characters are 18+)
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Backseat Confession
By psychelelicgoolash
https://archiveofourown.org/works/1907814
It was moments like these he wondered why he let that Jewish son of a bitch ensnare him like he did. How Kyle could just wrap him around his finger as he rolled onto his back, allowing Cartman full access to his unfastened jeans. Aged Up. Kyman. Smut.
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Comfort
By NocturnalLament
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5361029
Unable to sleep due to 'unfortunate circumstances’, Kyle finds solace in the form of Cartman - but as is inevitable with these boys it’s not as simple as a mere sleepover, and Kyle gets more than he’d bargained for. This fanfic is based on the events of the incredible blog 'Ask The Main Four’ on Tumblr, and is totally canonical to the universe. NSFW Kyman smut, first time and delicious grinding warning.
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Games
By NocturnallLament
https://archiveofourown.org/works/4932157
The card game was enjoyable at first, but it very soon became clear Cartman had much bigger ambitions for is 'alone time’ with Kyle - despite his parents sleeping in the room down the corridor. Unable to resist, Kyle tries to contain himself and stay quiet… but it’s much easier said than done, especially when the sex is THIS good.
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Mission Accomplished
by NocturnalLament
https://archiveofourown.org/works/3144293
Concerned about the imminent yearbook photographs, Kyle is intent on staying clean of hickeys - much to Cartman’s displeasure. But Eric has never been one to back down from a challenge, and if he can help it the feisty auburn wont stay reluctant for long. Yummy smut with hints of fluff at the end. Kyman One-shot.
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more than words can say
by NocturnalLament
https://archiveofourown.org/works/4794164
After an innocent slip of the tongue, Kyle can’t help but wonder if he’d put their relationship in jeopardy. After a summer of strange behavior and evasiveness from Cartman, Kyle wants answers… but the truth is something he never had expected.
One word to describe myself
By confunded
https://archiveofourown.org/works/604033
“Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn’t know it. Yet.” Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Super smutty, but maybe there’s more to it than just some porn. Maybe.
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Denial
By SchwiftyJerry666
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13728942
At parties, when everyone’s usually too high or drunk to notice or care, two enemies find that the line between love and hate is a very thin one indeed.
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Express Love
By BookishTea
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8799361/chapters/20173393
Kyle misses his husband after a long and boring business trip.
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Baby, Now you do
By charmzz
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13379967/chapters/30644319
Five years ago, Eric Cartman was hunched over him, with a fat hand on Kyle’s throat and the tip of a knife pointed between his eyes.
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might last a day (minus forever)
by cherryvanilla
https://archiveofourown.org/works/420889
At twenty-five, Kyle Broflovski thought he had his life all planned out. He was living in Denver with Stan with a nice apartment and a decent job. Suddenly, his world is turned upside down when Stan breaks up with him and he loses his job all in the span of a few months. Now Kyle is back in South Park, living with his parents, and trying to figure out where he goes from here. Enter Eric Cartman, who always got under Kyle’s skin as a kid, and who was now about to do so again, in more ways than one. (A story about reevaluating yourself and your life. Or, How Kyle Broflovski Got His Groove Back.)
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Go on, take everything (I want you to)
By cherryvanilla
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5070895
In retrospect, Kyle should’ve seen it coming. In retrospect, he really didn’t. Sequel to might last a day (minus forever).
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Fake it so real
By cherryvanilla
http://archiveofourown.org/works/266865
In which there is a party and seven minutes in heaven.
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I am beyond fake
By cherryvanilla
http://archiveofourown.org/works/503667
It’s been exactly 24 hours since Kyle was in seven minutes in heaven with Cartman and he hasn’t thought of anything else but the feel of his lips and the press of his body. Sequel to Fake it So Real.
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Disintegration (is the best album)
By dont_take_me_im_seriously
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13325070/chapters/30499041
Kyle’s Sunday morning began with an appalling marriage proposal and only got stupider from there. Now he’s on the run from the government, stranded in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and contending with the idea that Eric Cartman might just have a heart to break after all.
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Tough Luck & Tough Love
By kylebiased
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13807146/chapters/31746348
Cartman bets he can break his previous bike-jumping record. Kyle bets he cannot. Cartman bets that if he can make said jump, Kyle will have to own-up to his end of their old fourth grade bet, and give him head. Kyle accepts this bet, since he obviously, cannot lose.
Cartman wins and now Kyle, is totally, screwed.
…Only thing Cartman never betted on, however? Finally realizing he’s got actual feelings for Kyle.
Now, they’re both screwed.
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Put out the fire on us
By I_Already_Forgot
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7262815/chapters/16490188
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Cartman cheats at a bet he’d made with Kyle and when the other refuses to pay him Cartman decides to get creative. Kyle knows not to let Cartman goad him into anything, but in the end his ego wins out and through a series of poor decision making they find themselves stranded in the woods all night, handcuffed together, bruised and battered. They have to work together in order to make it through and the near-death experience forces them to talk in ways they haven’t before. The ordeal sheds new light on their friendship, and Kyle wonders if things will ever be able to go back to the way they used to be, or if he even really wants them to.
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Hate
By Kymanlvr
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5953936/1/Hate
There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.
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Hiring Hope
By Partipooper
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10659998/1/Hiring-Hope
Cartman has a job interview to attend, and Kyle has worrying about him to do. (Fluffy & Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)
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Time Bomb
by sweeticing
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13009413
Cartman got therapy, Kyle has a hard-on, and New Year’s Eve remains a cause for celebratory champagne even if you’re locked in a bathroom with your worst enemy.
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In my office, now
by mokocchii (yes i wrote a fic too)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/14469690
Working for Mr. Cartman hasn’t been easy. (Or has it?)
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HONORABLE MENTION (If already a kyman fan you’ll get the joke)
Kyle in Chains
By DanniDinmont
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4676235/1/Kyle-in-Chains
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there’s only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
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I also wanna give a shoutout to these kyman authors, cherryvanilla, shortstackedchessecake96, partipooper, ScribbleSibyl, synapticfirefly, and NocturnalLament for their surplus of quality quantity fics. They’ve written more than what I mentioned on this list, so I highly recommend to read ALL their work regarding Kyman. I suggest to check both their AO3 and FF.net accounts for the full archives of their work.
Happy Kyman Week everyone!
Clyde is me as a Kyman shipper