the phan cinematic universe

she/her, 22

[lanae111]

The only reason I haven’t slept with this man Is because he’s playing hard to get.

(He’s fictional btw)

[hawkwardronin]

Please help me cover the vet costs for my cat, organized by Miranda M

Hello, my name is Miranda and the cat in the picture is Tato. He's two years o… Miranda M necesita tu apoyo para Please help me cover the ve

This is my cat, Tato. For three days now he has refused to eat anything and has spent most of the time sleeping. For the first two days I didn't see him drink any water but yesterday he drank water multiple times and I took it as a good sign but he still won't eat and today he looks even more down. A few days ago before he got sick I just barely covered my bills and groceries (I'm a broke student with a part-time job, my family is going through a hard time, just had a big expense as my uncle had a brain stroke last week and was just released from the hospital so I can't ask for help). Right now, I'm only trying to get enough money to take him to the vet ASAP so we can see what's wrong with him, please, any kind action, even just sharing is welcome.

[tisthedamnstark]

Just donated to help this little kitty make it to the vets. If any of you guys have a quid or two to spare, please check out the GoFundMe! If not, popping a reblog would be awesome 🩷

[livingchancy]

a man who would go back into the closet for 15 years for you without even blinking, without even thinking there’s anything to forgive you for, fully believing all that patience and time and space and agony was completely worth it because he loves you that much and is that devoted to you. a horrible liar who spends 15 years lying because you aren’t ready to tell the truth yet. you might think that this man doesn’t exist but he does. and his name is phil lester

[fagus-sylvatica-beech-hedge]

man I'm so glad I didn't kill myself when I was 14

[gerardwaysbob]

first boyfriend

[pseudophan]

so it turns out phan is real

[tisthedamnstark]

my gay autist comfort safe space ❤️ i love you guys and im so proud in my 14 year old 22 year old parasocial bubble void

[sweepinguptheemeraldbar]

Bonus clip for @tisthedamnstark

Found another tumblr user who was at Gamescom with me, it seems xD

[tisthedamnstark]

AAAAA that's me staring directly at Joakim's chest!

[pseudophan]

how dare dan and phil remember plot points from dan and phil. x/x

[gerardwaysbob]

when two british twinks are in the way of you trying to film pedro pascal

[blondephil]

the problem is whatever we think about Dan and Phil TM the reality of dan and phil is 1000 times worse.

we think “dan thinks blonde phil is hot” reality is dan literally fainted and broke a lamp. we think “phil misses dan while he’s on tour” reality is he had a breakdown and dyed the phouse green. we think “they’ve been together 15 years that’s so aspirational.” dan says god literally put us on this earth to come together just like ranch. and we just have to deal with that.

[nobodynobodyno]

How is this an actual thing dan has said like

not even gonna touch the second answer but the "two immortal people who have known each other for a thousand lifetimes" bit goes crazy

[goldenpinof]

i hope op doesn't mind. i think i lost this interview in early 2023, so i'm posting it under the cut

credits

[cannibal-rainbow]

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

[tisthedamnstark]

does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes

[tisthedamnstark]

we have been phed. they're serving cunt. i adore them, i am ALIVE. whisker me up and call me mommy

[femmmie]

[purpurussy-deactivated20250719]

nice

[tisthedamnstark]

unironically singing along to the internet is here baby me is sobbing uncontrollably whilst whiskering myself