Wherever the path leads

**I apologize if I still have music on auto play, I can't change that or even hear it on my phone and don't have access to a computer.**

[screenshotsofdespair]

[chiptunecreature]

[catsbeaversandducks]

Mama Hens And Their Babies

Via Bored Panda

[playmobilcha]

[chrismogaku]

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

[palindrome-mystery]

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

[striderepiphany]

This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made 

[marielgum-deactivated20180902]

Jack got pewdiepie’d again! For charity :D

(from the second Cringemas livestream)

[srsfunny]

Words Of Wisdom To Live By

[titania-ceyla]

Stardew valley updated... So... Goodbye, social life.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[aquato-blog]

getting a note on a super old post

[earthstory]

Not sure the caption is quite right but great view of a formerly glaciated valley in Newfoundland

[abeerahk]

if you got something good going………don’t tell nobody 

[shencomix]

[marielgum-deactivated20180902]

Come on, man.

[flaaffy]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WE SHALL LIVE IN THIS LAND AND WE SHALL CALL IT…THIS LAND”

[buzzfeed]

WHAT WAS HE DOING IN A FIELD OF COWS.

[ycompris]

getting stuck in a puddle, apparently.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I am very relieved he was okay!

[titania-ceyla]

He looks so sad, like "They were a bunch of bullies"

Pun intended.

[magicallyclueless]

the-ideaist

reblogged

your post:

stardewvalleyshane: Reblog w ur “why Caroline’s…

Abigail doesn’t even dye her hair tho :O It’s purple from her mother’s sins.

It is dyed, it’s just that her hair color didn’t fade. Marrying Abigail prompts some dialogue about how she hadn’t dyed her hair in a while (which implies she DID dye it) and being good friends with Caroline prompts dialogue that states Abigail’s natural hair color is chestnut brown.

sadly i do not have the screencaps but i will more than happily update this post if i find them! the official stardew forums have had topics with the screencaps before. as you can guess, abigail’s origins are a pretty hot topic there.

that being said, abigail as the wizard’s daughter is an interesting theory and there are many ways you can go with it! i like to think there is SOMETHING magical about abby but i’m on the fence about the wizard thing personally

[magicallyclueless]

thank you for your post, @rufflesstuff​ !! idk why but it wouldn’t let me reblog the post, but they reblogged abigail’s dialogue regarding her hair

and here is the dialogue from caroline:

thank you @randomsquirrel for the caroline screencaps!

[titania-ceyla]

Even if you don't marry her, early on there's dialogue with her asking what to dye her hair next. I may or may not have screencaps.