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[greatmortality]

babygirl you are strange and offputting

[smb-super-hoe]

[ammit420]

my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices

[thenatsdorf]

Learning to play Magic with the boys. (via relaxedhoodiebean)

[stars-in-mine-eyes-deactivated2]

HELP HIM YOU MONSTERS HE’S CONFUSED

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

“you have a theory about death?”

[pearteashirt]

absolutely intoxicating

[theriddlerisanerd]

They dropped this on us as if we knew about the Diet Coke button

[thestraggletag]

I'm tired of googling nonsensical Donald Trump posts only to find out they're true.

[spacemancharisma]

there is not a single thing about this image I am not absolutely obsessed with

[blackarachnya]

if walter white were a woman everything he did would be girlboss. but unfortunately since hes a man everything he did was cringe and bad i guess

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[ajastory]

[sasquatchsightings]

Republicans in 2020

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

HATE languages

- Physical violence

- Acts of disservice

- Words of malice

- Gift removing

- Wretched time

[april]

yooo… what if dracula was a milf

[meow-77]

her NAME is MORTICIA ADDAMS

[april]

youre absolutely right. im so sorry morticia addams

[torridturncoat]

god (self-diagnosed)

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

we have a real motherfucker here, a true idiot child, someone please come collect your bastard

[fourdabloons]

Walmart trying to contact my mom over the loudspeaker

[bunieboo]

[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

[ara-queen]

His stupid little hat jingling away

[the-book-reaper]

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells