Hello, Lovelys

I'm Megan. I like good music and video games. Also involved in guard.

[pokemonprincesss]

Mr. Trump Nook here to make your town great again!

[dominik528]

[lesbanim]

THIS IS A PSA TO ANYONE PLANNING TO SEE THE MOVIE "SAUSAGE PARTY" (no spoilers)

i saw this movie with my friend tonight. from the beginning it didn’t seem like the type of movie that i’d like, sorta crude/dirty jokes. i assumed it’d be kinda like how family guy is. but it was my friends birthday and it had gotten pretty good reviews on rotten tomato so we figured why not.

this movie is absolutely disgusting. being a new release the theater was initially pretty crowded, but well over half the audience had left by the end of the movie (which lasts only 90 minutes). from the beginning there was a whole lot of unnecessary profanity (trying to be funny but not succeeding) and also a lot of sexual innuendos, both of which i expected. everything got worse and worse over the course of the movie.

i’ve been trying to figure out how to word this but there’s just so much that happened i’m going to make a list of all the things this 90 minute animation about talking food included: ⁃ a violent rape scene (multiple). ⁃ drug abuse (various types of drugs, and lots of them) ⁃ gore (not the food type, there was also bloody human gore) ⁃ racism / sexism / homophobia ⁃ towards the end of the movie there is a huge sex scene. i can’t say that it’s graphic because it’s animated food but i honestly can’t believe it’s not X rated. ⁃ • about half of the remaining audience left the theatre during this scene ⁃ needless to say, everything was also very violent

by the end of the movie there was less than ¼ of the original audience left. i’m pretty sure those of us that remained were only there out of either stubbornness or that (as in my case) they were just too horrified to move. if you still want to see this movie after reading this, i wish you the best of luck, and i’m sure some people out there will enjoy it. for the rest of us, if you’re triggered or upset by anything in the above list, i would highly discourage you from seeing this movie.

~ please message me for any specifics bc i’m keeping this post spoiler-free ~

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

HOW WOULD YOU EVEN PREDICT THIS

[lolthatsme]

[demi-lovacado-deactivated202012]

[chessys]

me

[sizvideos]

[jhameia]

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

[ddraco]

when i was about 8 (bearing in mind deathly hallows was released when i was about 15) i wrote a harry potter fanfiction where harry and ginny where married and it was the morning of the september 1st and they were taking their 3 kids to the platform to meet ron, hermione, and their kids. i dont remember what the weasley kids were called, but i do remember that harrys kids were called lily, james, and for some reason mercury bob. i dont know why mercury bob, but i do know its still less stupid than albus severus.

[fuks]

Freshman trying to get to class on the first day

[lnnea]

Play with my hair instead of my feelings thank u

[cyclopette-blog]

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[micdotcom]

Watch: Nike features badass trans duathlete Chris Mosier in its new ad

[sentientdustbunny]

this is beautiful and I’m going to cry

[spiritestssss-deactivated201407]

“you’re an adult now”

[smoothierox]

“you need to choose a career”

[kingkitsu-deactivated20170703]

“you need to make your own doctor’s appointment”

[corporation-cats]

[jasonthemutt-deactivated2018121]

What a beautiful color.

[thehotgirlproject]

Evenly Roasted

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[pulchrabelle]

this is the most adorable thing i have ever seen

[blake-wyatt]

 ”I’m determined to be taller than you are”

determination will get you anywhere

[troyesivan]

[emmaneverbetter]

reblog everytime when it’s on my dash

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

[floretesdecolors]

#like this is the same shit w harry beign a bad father#like this kid is such a good teacher and mentor what the fuck jo#all of the times he thinks about being an auror it’s like wistful excitement about adventure and shit like a fifteen yr old would act#but post book seven harry??? just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years#harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me