be more chill soundtrack sentence starters change tenses/pronouns as needed !! some lines have been edited for clarity / length / ease of roleplaying tw : language , nsfw , drugs , alcohol / underage drinking , mental health
‘if I’m not feeling weird or super strange my life would be in utter disarray ‘cause freaking out is my okay.’
‘ ugh, god, I wish I had the skill to just be fine and cool and chill.’
‘I don’t wanna be special, I just wanna survive.’
‘no time to wallow, no, instead, just clear your brain and move ahead.’
‘if I continue at this rate the only thing I’ll ever date is my macbook pro hard drive.’
‘how was class? you look like ass. what’s wrong?’
‘I saw on discovery that humanity has stopped evolving!’
‘evolution is survival of the fittest, right? but now, because of technology, you don’t have to be strong to survive which means there’s never been a better time in history to be a loser!’
‘I am not the one who the story’s about.’
‘if this was an apocalypse I would not need any tips in how to stay alive.‘
‘I love play rehearsal and I get depressed as soon as it’s done.’
‘I am passionate a lot! I have mad, gigantic feelings, red and frantic feelings about most everything!’
‘life is easy in rehearsal, you follow a script so you know what comes next.’
‘anywho, the point that I’m getting to is sometimes life can’t work out in the way it works out in the play.’
‘most humans do one thing for all of their lives. the thought of that gives me hives.’
‘why am I telling this to you? guess there’s a part of me that wants to.’
‘my brain is like “bzzz”, my heart is like “wow"’
‘freshman year I didn’t have a girlfriend or a clue. I was a loser just like you.’
‘my little penis was depressed, he was so lonely. poor guy.’
‘so … it’s like … drugs?’
‘picture this: your weekend’s just a full on slate of blowout benders, of teenage rockstar splendor.’
‘right now you’re helpless, you are almost hopeless.’
‘dude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette, it’s just that no one else but me thinks that yet.’
‘it’s no big, 'cause you and I are a team.’
‘nobody here appreciates but soon we’ll be together where they do … 'cause guys like us are cool in college.’
‘high school is hell, but we navigate it well 'cause what we do, is we make it a two-player game.’
‘as losers, we have fought together for years, both nintendo zombies and our popular peers … now we’re stuck on a level, and I wanna move on.’
‘high school is whack, but we have each other’s back.’
‘you know that you are my favorite person.’
‘is it really true? i’m your favowite person?‘
‘if I assist you will be more chill.’
‘so, do you wanna ride?’
‘home in a snatch, only one catch: we gotta stop for frozen yogurt first.’
‘soon you’ll see that if you listen to me, everything about you is going to be wonderful!’
‘I might be the one who the story’s about, now that someone’s helping me out.’
‘you’re used to thinking about him in a certain way, and then something changes. and he changes from a guy that you’d never be into, into a guy that you’d kinda be into.’
‘I don’t always relate to other people my age.’
‘I guess a part of me likes to talk to you.’
‘yeah, that guy that I’d kinda be into is … (name).‘
‘your life was so pitiful before, now it’s time to go all the way.’
‘don’t worry about the guilt you feel, just take a breath and seal the deal.’
‘my parents won’t be home so its alright. they laundered money, now they’re on the run.’
‘never hung with a girl like you before. I don’t know if you know it but I am sure that, for me, you are an upgrade.’
‘to upgrade you must be willing to make sacrifices.’
‘I don’t wanna be special I just wanna be chill as life will allow.’
‘a halloween party’s a rad excuse to put your body through mad abuse.’
‘well, I might pass out, but it’s alright 'cause I’m halloween partying hard tonight!’
‘i’ve had sex in pretty much every room in this house.’
‘do you wanna hang for a bit? just you and me, intimately talking about all of our feelings and shit.’
‘I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall.’
‘I could stay right here or disappear and nobody’d even notice at all.’
‘everything felt fine when I was half of a pair.’
‘he’s out there just ignoring all our history.’
‘it sucks he left me here alone, here in this teenage battlezone.’
‘my big mistake was showing up.’
‘and I can’t help but yearn for a different time.’
‘it’s to fucked to type this shit. it’s ripe, call back, I’ll yell you every word.’
‘it’s just so terrible I don’t want to relive it all.’
‘(name) set a fire and he burned down the house.’
‘it’s just so awful, so I’ll talk about it a lot.’
‘when you love somebody you put your pants on for them.’
‘if the road gets muddy focus on the goal 'till the rough stuff’s gone.’
‘if the fight gets bloody just keep pushing through 'till the pain is gone.’
‘you are the person I want to be with every day.’
‘naw, man! you tell her that she excites you sexually.’
‘there are voices all around and you can never mute the sound.’
‘it’s embarrassing- to find out, deep down I just want things to be easy.’
