Gas and Oil, Maybe a Bribe or Two, and Whiskey.

Then he decided to laugh. He laughed heartily and lengthily, not stopping until his sleek eyes had borrowed merriment from his laughter. When he stopped laughing he said: "By Gad, sir, you're a character, that you are!" He took a white handkerchief from his pocket and wiped his eyes. "Yes, sir, there's never any telling what you'll do or say next, except that it's bound to be something astonishing."

[quietnowlove-deactivated2015112]

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Brilliance! :D

[tastefullyoffensive]

[shwaay-deactivated20181128]

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Like high-latency sex.  I want these SO bad.

[nahtaytay-deactivated20150517]

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I need one of these in my fridge xD

[becausechildish]

[helloworlditisme]

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What the fuck I don't even know what's going on here are these people all on one show?  Neil Patrick Harris and Ted Danson together would be phenomenal. :D

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[animalstalkinginallcaps]

LET ME KISS YOUR FACE WITH MY FACE. YOU ARE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY I MET YOU.

YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY DRUNK.

DRUNK ON YOUR BEAUTY.

SMELLS LIKE MAKER’S MARK TO ME.

I’M GOING TO MAKE A MARK ON THAT FINE ASS OF YOURS.

I LIKE YOU WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK.

I LOVE YOU WHEN I’M NOT.

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HAPPY DANSON! :D

[everlasthinkbiochemist]

[notakeonlythrow]

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Intriguing thought.

Figured I'd share it for what it's worth.

Think I'm going to travel soon, anybody have recommendations for where I should go?  Hell, I'll go hang out with any of you tumblrers if you're convenient! :D

[youngradiolarians-deactivated20]

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Oh Ted Danson and your highjinks.  This show makes New York a very valid contender for future places of residence.

[theinternethassexwithitself]

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“What would a police duck say to a suicidal bear?

You can bear it.

No, no, that’s terrible.  I’ll never win.”

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One day I will be someone's boss, and when I'm inevitably questioned, this shall be my statement xD

[andshecalledherselflil]

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Ted Danson, Y U no my grandpa or something?  xD

Today is a day for Bored to Death.

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I need to get past finals and find a girl to do this with.

ALL goddamn day xD

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New Follower! - UnicornDamage

Why hello there, UnicornDamage!  I see you like debauchery and Batman.  We'll get along fabulously :D