HEY SLUTS

YOUR HOLE IS MY GOAL I track the tag #tittyboob73. Send me your twitters and Instagrams and we can follow each other bc ily If you follow me we're bffs no take backs.

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

do nipples grow back

…….my condolences

[thebabyanimals]

[humoristics]

[hella90s]

when the bitch you hate tries to talk to you

[progressivefriends]

[girlwhowasonfire]

ya kno john green books can be really poetic and meaningful and stuff but if you frame them in the context of real life it’s like wow if i knew a teenager this pretentious in person i would not hesitate to smack em upside the head

[literalizing]

Ohana means family

And family means I’ll beat yo ass if you keep making noise at 3am

[best-of-memes]

[coluring]

things that are wrong with tumblr

1. the ugly updates

2. 

[funniest-stuff]

At first I was impressed then I decided that this person was the worst kind of person

[mrkenyon]

“That’s a pretty nifty style you’ve got there!  I can tell you’ve been practicing it quite a bit, considering the imprints in the paper, but that just goes to show that-wait…oh, you son of a bitch.”

[lostairofbreath]

You beautiful bastard

[ban3nah]

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

[backdoorteenmom]

[ambivalentlyyours]

[brbjellyfishing]

Me at 14: “A dick? In my WHERE? um no”

Me now: “Daddy I’m ready”

[freepalest1ne]

[sipnsyphe]

Nope.

[drunkkonyourlove]

[superpagangirl]

Saturday Night was like a 6/10 she honestly needs to chill

[thecrybabyusagi]

omg whaaaat

[allwecanbe]

?????? it’s a suit and slicked back hair 

[lovelylarayyy]

She can kiss my ass if I was him I would’ve been like ” sick my fathers dick CUZ I’m ashamed of you , you dnt even deserve to sick my dick “

[onlytwitterpics]

[tittyboob73]

White boy: what are you doing now haha

Me: shower

White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!