tj26k

He/Him swag gamer but ultimately just some (adult) guy | DNI mischievous ne'erdowells and rapscallions | meow :3

[tj26k]

Gnomes hats are naturally flaccid but you never see them like that because all gnomes are exhibitionist perverts

[konoko]

*sexting* I want to take care of you

[hexbugswallower]

I really enjoy the embryonic-stage xkcd comics from before randall munroe knew how to make them funny

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

I still think about this one on a regular basis

[seabassapologist]

never forget

[wincingthenightaway]

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

[bitemeilovewaffles]

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

vibes tbh

[sesiondemadrugada]

Aşur Horoz (Soli).

[that-house]

Help Save the Whales* **

*whale, singular

**from me, who wants to kill him

The next edition of my tabletop hero shooter, KILL WORLD 2.0: INFINITE BLOOD EXPLOSION EDITION, is right around the corner (ish) promising buffs, nerfs, tweaks, and reworks to basically every single Hero in the game. Except for the whale Hero, Blue, the Ambassador from KRILL WORLD, who risks being annihilated from reality because I kinda just don’t like him very much.

My various advisors and viziers have been whispering poison into my ears, saying that he is “fun” and “cool” despite my dislike for him. But I remain unconvinced, and so I present this challenge:

Demonstrate a really cool Blue play before KILL WORLD 2.0 enters its final editing phase, and I will spare his life. If someone succeeds, players in 2.0 will be able to “Take ‘Em to KRILL WORLD” just as they always have.

If all of you fail, I’m selling his oil on the Nantucket market.

Come play my games and help save one single fictional whale over on the Astralcord!

Check out the The Astralcord community on Discord - hang out with 143 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[imviotrash]

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[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bulbekuggeleh]

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

[insectapologist]

obsessed with this exchange in the replies

[headspace-hotel]

Understanding a lot of art is about looking at it and thinking to yourself, "Someone made this. Why?"

[only-tiktoks]

[arobotmadeforjerkinu]

[victusinveritas]

[mikkeneko]

I confess that after the first tweet my mind automatically went to the notion that the orc would be hired as a gym teacher. perhaps I have some deep thinking to do

[sin-aestheticx]

headpat seeking behaviour