The Grungler (Plutonium)

Studying Biology and Vegetable Gardening on a 150m^2 suburban plot in Germany, USDA ZONE ~8 24 He/They, Bi, TME (for now) .Moderate to severe ADHD & Autistic Often! reblogs NSFW! Blogging my garden via #plut's garden

[tac-bat]

Cat Bite

[halondrus]

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[dumbtrannybitch]

point to the above commenter as proof of men's stupidity and inability to get a fucking joke

[lakevida]

observant readers may note that pinene was also joking

[demilypyro]

oghh i wanna do stuff but i'm too sleepy

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[clownowo]

gee lancer how come your dad lets you have three dads?

[kittaykattz]

[klefable]

it’s me, the neediest person in the world™

[dudetorchkovsky]

My Telegram

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[default-cube]

godddd what if i post something and the girls don't like it?? what happens then?

[default-cube]

i'd get taken out back and shot

[transcendingirl]

misunderstanding, miss cube. you'd get lots of backshots.

[acekoral]

Noted, if I post bad enough I will get hatefucked for it

[default-cube]

post good or post bad, either way you'll get fucked

so keep posting!

[dogpuppy]

[totallynotcaptainplutonium]

I bet all those loot crate unboxing yters would LOVE breaking beans or peas

[tj26k]

They're calling it the Gardener's Gacha

[totallynotcaptainplutonium]

I bet all those loot crate unboxing yters would LOVE breaking beans or peas

[segamascott]

[tutt3rs]

under utilized comic gimmick is super big text bubble filled with very few words/just one word

[tutt3rs]

like this

[dragon-in-a-fez]

can someone turn the lights on in that jpeg

[aigeneratedfish-deactivated2026]

yea

[dragon-in-a-fez]