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our 2nd line is fucking beautiful and this team is going to destroy mcfuckface i love tonight

After making his debut with the Calgary Flames, Nazem Kadri received his Stanley Cup ring from the Colorado Avalanche

#i've only had naz for one game but i would DIE FOR HIM #nazem kadri

the thing about sidney crosby is that he's not really short. he's not TALL, but he's taller than the average male height. and he's not otherwise small either, obviously, he's built like a fucking maytag washing machine. he's got the body of a roblox character. low center of gravity, hard to knock over, etc. he is, i would say, a big guy. he has a big presence, and he's taller than average, and he's wide.

but you put him next to ONE other man and suddenly he's arrietty. he eats his breakfast (one single froot loop) out of a thimble and must be carried in the breast pocket of a teammate's suit from game to game. when he's on the ice they replace the puck with a monopoly token just for him. his favourite is the battleship

timbitshockey

i know that most of these other men are just tall. i know that. we all know that. but i do think there are some powerful babygirl magics at play here also

#just ur average man <3 #sidney crosby

ELIAS!!!!!

#flames lb

not reblogging any matthew photos bc i am still mad at him but i am happy for him that he got the A in fl*****

RAZZLE DAZZLE

#flames lb

i know it’s the first game but i would already die for kadri huberdeau and weegar

#flames lb #they've replaced chucky/johnny in my heart

i think we look gooooooood

#flames lb

i missed the first period but WE’RE BACK BITCHES!!!!

#flames lb

mattymartin

↳ nate & cale get interviewed on tnt | opening night | 10.12.22

#handsome bebes!!!#cale makar #nathan mackinnon

c4tth3w

@/FlaPanthers: The Brothers Tkachuk

#i come back from my summer hiatus to THIS???#madness #matthew tkachuk

hannovers

his arms and shoulders in this shirt

#hello 🍑🍑🍑#looking very disrespectfully #nathan mackinnon

hannovers

dreams come true

#🥹#buddy #nathan mackinnon

barzzy

I’M NOT OKAY

#and now..... both gone #cry #johnny gaudreau #sean monahan

mitchmarner

what

#i am so confused but i’m into it

if you had told me three months ago that the 2022-23 flames would not include gaudreau or tkachuk but would have huberdeau and kadri i would have laughed in your goddamn face BUT HERE WE FUCKING ARE

#jfc what is going ON #do i break down out of happiness or sadness #calgary flames

matthew tkachuk is a florida panther 🫠

#this hurts me #in the worst way #love you buddy have fun in your flip flops :(#matthew tkachuk #florida panthers

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