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@tkwritesstupidstuff
As you know I love to write silly things but I also write homebrew stuff for RPGs like DnD I have a patreon now if you wanna check it out! I have the top tier being 3$ I hope it's not too much I'm just saving up to get a cheap apartment!
Good Omens Head Cannons husband edition
Aziraphale Likes to sleep in so does Crowley but every once in a while Crowley will wake up early and prepare a nice English breakfast for his husband and wake him up with plenty of kisses
They both keep a feather from each other on a necklace over where a human heart would be
Aziraphale can't keep a plant alive for some reason that is until Crowley finds out and begins scolding the plants
Just a lil head Cannon about Gale and Astarion fighting for the players affection
Gale would begin trying to open up to the player and learn more about their hobbies
Gale would probably study up on their interests and talk about it to them in detail like they've always known it
However while Gale is trying to get the players attention Astarion is off and on sulking and plotting
The others in the group notice this however shadow heart makes sure they don't interfere because it's too amusing to watch
Astarion tries to lure the player over ranting about wine and asking them to help him find something good to drink only to lead them to a picnic
Gale is still studying while Astarion is getting a head in the game
Stardew Valley Sam Head Cannons
When he was 13 he received his first guitar on his birthday after begging Jodi and Ken for one all year
Sam is a nickname his full name is Samson
When they were kids he would help Sebastian chase and catch frogs only to come home covered in mud
He once hid eggs inside Mayor Lewis's house and it took him weeks to find all the eggs
Whenever Sebastian gets really depressed he always brings him sashimi
Definitely the number 1 Golden retriever boyfriend
Stardew valley Harvey x Reader
"HHH YAH!" My sword slashed through the skeleton as it turned to a pile of dust and bones.My eyes searched around the cave making sure there wasn't anymore skeletons.Sighing as I sat down on the nearest rock I pulled out my map and checked off level 14 for skull caverns.
"Only 96 more levels" I sighed getting up.I began climbing down the ladder to the next level. I noticed How humid it was down there and when it's humid that mean one thing bugs.I jumped off the ladder and turned around to face a whole swarm.I rushed forward my sword slashing through them.Untill I felt a sharp sting on my back I stumbled turning around my vision going black Was this the end.
"Y/N! Y/N!" I heard someone calling my name.
"Hnn" I opened I opened my eyes to see a very concerned Harvey.
"Y/n ah thank goodness you're awake someone found you unconscious in the caverns and brought you here."
Oh so that's what had happened I couldn't really remember much but I'm glad I was found.
"What were you even doing in those caverns Y/n you know their dangerous" Harvey began pacing around.
"And you could have died I didn't know what to even do when I first saw you!" Harvey waved his hands all around frantically his hair was a less and.. his eyes seemed to be red was he crying earlier?
"Ah Sorry?" Oh Come on Y/n you could say something better
"um" I reached out and patted his arm.
"Sorry Harvey" He stoped pacing around and looked at me his eyes softened a bit as he sighed.
"I'm fine Y/n you're the one who should be more concerned you almost died"he started to tense up again.
"I'm fine harv besides of I hadn't gotten hurt I wouldn't be here looking at you" I felt myself blushing as I said that and I could see him starting to turn red too.
"Oh um.." He began stumbling over his words untill a glint appeared in his eyes.
"Well since you're going to have to stay here for a couple days you can look at me all you want" I felt like a tomato and I could tell Harvey was just as red as me but I couldn't let him win this fight.
"So a sleepover with the towns only doctor then?" I sassed back
"I erm I need to handle some paperwork" He scurried out of the room.As I looked around the room I noticed all the silly little get better posters on the walls I guess I'll be seeing these a lot the next couple of days.
Hi there I'm Tk and I love writing! I am working on moving out and need to save up I am now taking writing commissions!
(I'll write for any fandom on any topic except non con and underage stuff)
5$ commissions
A nice little oneshot story or smut scene
10$
The length of two little oneshots!
Sebastian x Reader
The rain was pouring down upon Pelican town as I walked up to the mountains. Sam and Sebastian had Recently found out that I was an avid fan of The Solarian Chronicles and Sam had been begging me to play with them so here I was walking up on a rainy Thursday night to geek out. As I stepped inside I heard the bell chime and began to walk down the Sebastian's lair. Creeking opens the door I could hear the two bickering.
"Come on Seb just say it!"
"Sam No, I will never give up my dignity to say it"
"But broski?" I could hear Sam pouting and opened the door
"Sebastian's your Broski now Huh?"I teased Sam as his cheeks flushed pink
"well not anymore unless he can admit that Warriors are a better role than Wizards" Sam retorted back. I began to see Seb Shaking his head and sighing as he finished setting the bored up.
"Wizards have higher intelligence and an actually skill unlike waving pointy sticks around."Sebastian fired back at him as I set my bag down and took a seat.Sam looked very offended after what he said.
"Wizards also wave a stick around and they don't get the Babes!" Sam looked smug as he pointed this out to Sebastian.
"Babes?" I askedÂ
"Yeah who doesn't want a smoking hot warrior to save them and no ones gonna want and old Grandpa Seb the wizard to save them"
"Hey! I'm only 21"
"Like I said Old"
"Hey you too settle down or well never get to play"I stated trying to get them to settle down
"Yeah, Gramps!"Sam sassed back at Sebastian as if he was the one to start it all.jeez sometimes I wonder how the two became friends one music playing hyperactive pineapple head and the other a frog loving emo boy. It really was an example of an Extrovert adopting an introvert.
"Let's just get to the game" Sebastian grumbled as he shuffled the cards and gave us our character sheets. The game was on! As the story went on our group traveled through deep dwarves mines infected with goblins.
It twas an epic battle as our heros ventured through the mines with the Mighty Sameth slaying any who came across his path and Seb The Wise cast illusion spells while I did nothing.I tried but there was no point in being a healer when there was no healing to be done. As the game was wrapping up we came up to the boss level.I thought it would be a breeze considering how easily it was before,but before we knew it Sam and Sebastian were down.
"Come on yn heal me" Sam looked at me expecting me to roll the dice.
"Or the me Could do more damage than a my wit" Sebastian suggested giving Sam a look.
"Come on yn do it for me so I can save the Babes."
"There all dwarves though"
"Babe dwarves?"
I looked down and rolled the dice I had enough mama to heal one.everyone watched as I made my decision.
"I'll heal up the wizard"Â I announced
"But the Babes yn the Babes" Sam shook his head at me
"Thanks yn" Seb said as he rolled the dice to cast a spell ending the boss.
As I got ready to go I heard the thunder roar in the distance. Oof I better run home or get electrocuted.
"Well guys I need to get going before it gets to late" I turned to the stairs and began to walk up.
"Wait yn!" Seb shouted
I turned around as he was grabbing and umbrella."Here let me walk you home" he said as he came up to me
" Ooh good Idea sebby won't you walk me home too" Sam teased as he grabbed his stuff and began to walk up with us.As we stood outside the rain was still coming down but it didn't seem to bad.
"Hey yn!" Sam shouted snap I h me out of my thoughts as we tried back to town.
"Yes?"
"How come you chose to heal Seb instead of me huh?" Sam teased while I knew what he was trying to do.
"Well if I chose to save you it we probably would have lost" I stated smugly looking at him
"Le gasp you wound me yn!" He said placing a hand over his heart.
"Come on drama queen were at your stop" Seb said placing a hand on Sam's shoulder.
"Hmph,Wouldn't you at least kiss me goodnight Sebby dear" Sam teased.
"Sorry Sam you're not my type" and with that Sebastian shoved Sam through the front door.
As we walked to my farm I saw lightning dancing in the distance.
"Ah um thanks for coming tonight yn"
Sebastian scratched the back of his head as he looked at me.
"No problem I always love hanging out with you"
I smiled sweetly at him as I spoke,damn i could of said it a lot cooler. As i scolded myself I was brought out of my thoughts as I saw pinkish to tint to Sebastian's cheeks.
"Um thanks yn,well here's your stop" he spoke gently as I walked up the steps. As he turned around I did something I never thought I'd say.
"Not even a goodnight kiss?" I heard myself asking as I looked at him Suddenly he stoped and turned around ran right and kissed me right in the lips and hopped off the porch.
"Night yn!" He shouted running off ears tomato red. My face was probably just as red .I mean what just happened.I just ended up kissing the cutest boy in all of Pelican Town in the middle of a rainstorm on my front porch.
"Hot damn" I spoke as I gently opened the front door. Maybe moving to Pelican Town was the best idea I've ever had after all I just got to kiss the sweetest boy in the whole world.