Alrightalrightalright (read that like...how do I describe this? Hmm, I type phonetically sometimes / in chat and informal writing/chatting sometimes, just to be clear because this has confused many a poor soul who does not know me well enough to know that, lol. And what is this-- actually no, I can't pull that off, least not right now, I'm not Hiddleston and I really want to be clear and not confusing in this post so I'll reserve all Hiddling (btw: [am] NOT HIDDLESTON! ...or am I? (okay, I couldn't help myself, but I blame a lot of factors contributing to my not being able to keep my wry and cheek in check. I really am not Hiddles though but: okay here's to the fun: I wonder if Loki'd hasn't decided that I should be channeling HIDDLESLOKI if that makes any sense. Also, believe what you like and the theories + Conspiracies can be very fun but try and remember: it's FUN + don't take it or yourself too seriously on tumblr or twitter or -- remember T.Hiddleston, and here I'm going to just put THIS out there: "Are you #Hiddlesworthy? [To be on Tumblr/twitter/act or lay claim to be a Hiddle...stoner/ninja/Idon'tknowanyoftheniches!ExceptforthosetwoandIthinkImayhaveinadvertantlybecome--no--that'snotright,it'sThisway: I guess I never thought I'd be or be considered to / qualified to join the ranks of LOKI's Army or be called a Hiddlestoner which was the only subgrouping of Hiddleston's fans that I knew until...erm...2-3weeks ago, and then someone from the Hiddlesninja appeared at NerdHQ and I was like: *gasp* 'I think I found my peeps!' J/K but really yeah something like that, just minus one little detail / change the setting a bit. All else is true and I can't remember the...erm...ah...damn. I wasn't going to do this and it's NOT something i picked up from Hiddleston but if you think I'm channeling him right now, that's okay XD -- shouting out to #TomCAT Hiddleston: yes, yes, here's looking at you, kid, I 100% Blame YOU for this even though I'm an original and if your army comes after me and I become the first casualty of war (killed by fangirls, who are crazy scary since the concept of TWIHARD fans came about, I swear, I just had the MTV choice awards on tv once in the background and they made their presence and numbers known then and it...wasn't surprising to me but that's the best and easiest way / most succinctly put way I can think of now to explain why fangirls can be so freaking scary. It's actually more of a small group/subculture/demographic/culture (e.g. regionally, or like American fans cf. Brit; older-- erm--grrrrrr. I'm so against age discrimination and yes my diction/vocabulary may differ from yours (YMMV, am I using that right Hids?...omg what am I doing. NOOOO, redirect that question! CAPTAIN! Oh Captain my (@Captain America), @Steveeeee, am I using the... erm... is it called an idiom? Am I using "Your Mileage May Vary" right, is basically my question.) that yeah this kicks in: the, ah, Young at Heart (always stay young, oki?) fans cf. the newer bunch / those "jumping on the band wagon" just right now? I hate that concept too or rather the connotations it has picked up and what it suggests and basically, yeah, that's why I started this post >.< RIGHT. BACKONTOPIC!])
*deep breath, just to recenter ..wow that looks odd. LOL read RECENTER as RE-Center, not Recent-er.
*"takes a breath, counts to ten, remember to breathe"*
Okay.
WELCOME TO TUMBLR (and/or Twitter and whatever have you joined and where you're reading this and whatever social media and/or chat channel -- I understand Snapchat is now all the rage and if you want to see a great snapchat and awesome acapella singer who is... kind of a big thing / big deal on Youtube and Patreon and... I've got to stop, but again I want Tom to know that my inner editor/writi--(cuts off the typing of the line) noooo,nonno, I am NOT... GAHHHHHHH. T.Hiddly. I hate you. XD
(*And the hors--"
... ...I've gotta leavve. Just one sec. BRB. *gets up, walks off, goes into another room, and then...you can hear laughter as if the world is about to end or some disaster is about to occur, it's just the poster-- oh man... here we go again. The OG! Ori-- no. OP!!! Not OG!!! The Original Poster. (everyone's so taken to acronyms it gets confusing. And definitions vary and differ across different cliques. It's basically like a dialect to/for/from/unique to.......</endslongwindystraightfromheadtotext/typingramble> I am just really giving a lot of fodder / fuel to the fame-- FLAME, not FAME, thank you very much my slipping fingers, I'm a touch key typist but only fast (...fat...goodnessthetypofestthat'shappeningrightnow) on a proper full sized keyboard really and my phone is... "awesomely tiny" xD) But to pick up the sentence again... (I also like tangents, like, a lot, so all this wandering off topic and onto a different thought thread, it happens, okay? enjoy the right and the ride and typos+misreads+etc. are and can be oh so amusing)
(BACKONTOPIC!...so many dangling threads to pick up and wrap up, I don't think I've finished a single sentence in this post without a tangent popping up in between and attempting to hijack the writing. The hijinks are awesomely funny and my mind is just... getting the nickname of sparky: when I'm tired sometimes it's like.. it depends on what kind of tired and if you want the explanation of Sparky... get Tom (Thomas H. Hiddleston. The H initial I guess MUST be Hemsworth, and on that fun note I get another way to segue... don't ask me how to pronounce that, it really isn't in my natural dictionary/vocabulary but a good friend of mine once said/remarked that he liked how I seem to be able to talk without segue-ways, and I never caught how to pronounce the word or even what it sounds like + I haven't plugged it into dictionary.com or anything at all yet LOL) to ask me xD #iamsogoingtoregretthis #I-Regret-This-ALREADY #but...sometimesit'sjustsomuchfun #"justenjoytheride"songlyrics)
...#another hashtag coming, tumblr hashtags allow for spaces while twitter does not (just noting this here and also as fyi to anyone who doesn't know / is new to the two social media/networking channels/platforms---oyyyykayschtapppit (as in STOP IT LOKI! Damnit man. Can you just... BEHAVE? . . . Shit. I Meant... I mean... LOKI ISN"T HERE I"M DIRECTING IT TO THE WALL/AIR?/LEGOMINIFIGURELOKI! #LegoLoki. Yeah. Or Loki'd. Do what you want with that / do what you will, Tumblr. Do what you will. -_- I may never live this down but I take comfort in that... I think, if I'm killed, I know how I'm going to go out. Several theories/scenarios/possibilities. LOL.)
#KO--lolWTHfingers?? (as in I typoed OK and it immediately became Knock Out in my head as I look at it, essentially, and it just set me off again. This is going to kill me / (one such scenario is this) I'm going to die laughing and people around me are going to think it's hysterical. (puny [mind voice / internal editor interjects / my brain basically finishes off "puny" with) god. xD I MEANT PUNNY! (as in play on words Pun or word play wry. Dauymmm. Loki and I could have such fun--IDON"TMEANITLIKETHAT--with the wordplay banter. <g>)
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