[deafgaming]

Blizzard be like

[grimimelody-deactivated20260531]

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

[daggers-drawn]

[trans-corvo]

[k-rbie-blog]

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

[anemonequeen-moved]

[residentevil2remake]

Support has arrived. ❤️️🧡💛💚💙💜

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[anxietyproblem]

[blazeball]

me seeing everyone in my notes go back to being a borderlands blog

[ruinedchildhood]

Remember when 2 Stupid Dogs went to a strip club to find a shoe?

[the-memedaddy]

[futurist]

yeah alright duolingo wins today

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[mewyorkcity-deactivated20141230]

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

[dio-archive]

[toastbutteregg]

[catchingtearsinrain]

Bleeding Heart Flowers.

[smogft]

would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

[smogft]

his day now

[overblush]

why did the fray go off so hard in how to save a life?

[how-hufflepuff]

So we could cry when they lose patients on doctor shows