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[to-fall-or-not-to-fall]

bagginshield fic recs!!

Planning Your Perfect Dwarven Wedding by Meg_Thilbo

what the title says, fifteen chapters of Bilbo being confused af by dwarven culture and just trying to get his wedding in order

I Got Married In Erebor And All I Received Was Disrespect From My Entire Company by thisislegit

thorin is too much of a coward to tell bilbo they're not actually married by dwarven customs and the others are done

A Pretty Face by panickyintheuk

apparently thorin is ugly and bilbo has not gotten the memo

What To Expect by alkjira

they have children and there is a possibly magical cat and a hamster

It was a Fine, Bright Morning: Perfect for Murder. by meyari

wherein the hobbits have had enough of lobelia and the dwarves are traumatized

The REAL White Council by orphan_account

azog is the only real one here, if you haven't sacrificed an arm for your otp are you really even trying

Well. Fuck. by ThyLocalBard

bilbo is angry and gandalf is a traitor

When Silver Fails by amethystviolist

they get together and stuff idk but it's really well-written

A Hobbit Prince for a Dwarf King by bebel_bee

balin wtf i mean it worked but

The Nine Children Appropriated By Thorin Oakenshield (And The One He Didn't Want For Himself) by Shay_Moonsilk

thorin does his best impression of tony stark and everyone is so done

between friends (and the occasional lover) by sepulchralsymphonies

thorin is a better actor than he seems

Take My Hand by Erulisse_Manwathiel

so by dwarven standards bilbo has been dating literally everyone they meet and thorin is concerned

The Grace of Yavanna by chrystal896

hobbits are really frickin weird ok

Siege of Erebor by airebellah

a great battle for the ages

Clothing Wars by JaceDexter

i for one cannot believe the elves agreed to that but then again it was bilbo asking so

Bilbo Baggins's Greatest Burglary by MordorIsCalling

dwarves

Galadriel's Hairpin Box by Erudammit, orphan_account

gandalf makes questionable decisions and smaug dies a lot

A Complaint A Day... by birdkeeperklink (speculating)

bilbo complains a lot one of the great mysteries of erebor

Say the Magic Words by birdkeeperklink (speculating)

hobbits have interesting ways of problem-solving and also magic that too

a tale of ivory table cloth and ruined weddings by Imagined, rottingflower, Scarlet_Ribbons

thorin may have forgotten to propose a little bit oops

[i-am-a-fish]

small, but really good news to me: there is a cozy thunderstorm outside my window

[crisis-of-florian]

SONs of FeanOr aS DeEr! becaAuse i Love. obscure DEER:>>>>🦌💗🔥

Maedhros

Maglor

Celegorm

Caranthir

Curufin

Amrod and Amras

bonus!! Russingon Deerrrrrrrr🦌

[ffigwit]

This is how they got Crablor back to Valinor btw

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they're called "bootlickers" because when a boot stomps on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

[chokoti]

finished this a while ago but never posted it! orb you will be forever famous to me

[beybuniki]

reunion

[nacch-an]

some orb stuff

[leoppipi]

*altered from original image* it was funnier in my head.

[imapuppetqueer]

Gotta catch em all

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[fluffmugger]

"Love is love" is a milquetoast cishet marketing phrase

Pride is a FUCK YOU to a society that wants us dead.

[laerthel]

Snippet Saturday ❤️

Thanks for the tag @ladysterndust and @nerdanelparmandil ! Here's a short-but-sweet snippet from the upcoming chapter of The Seven Gates, starring Anardil of Gondolin, Feanorian Snarker Extraordinaire :D unedited as it is, it kinda reads like my assignments from sixth grade, but hey, at least I've made progress! :D

No trumpets were sounded and no banners were raised. The army was frozen in silent anticipation, watching out intently for any movement of the High King’s armies. They were hidden in the woods and the Gondolin army in the lesser mountains, all waiting for the Feanorians to light a great beacon, north of what remained of Dorthonion. Of course they need to set something on fire, Anardil thought, they just cannot help it, can they?

@rebornflameofthenoldor , @arianaofimladris , @chiliadicorum , @balrogballs , @2fewbookshelves and Anyone Else Who'd like to, you're very welcome to share a snippet of whatever you've been working on lately (no pressure tags ofc).

[talyris]

[morphmaker]

the silmarillion bride

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the garlic. it beckons you

[thesweetestsupervillains]

It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.

We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.

[aziraphales-library]

Hi.

So

I have a very vague request.

The finale. I watched it.

Can you make me feel better?

You can approach this ask from any angle you'd like.

Thank you for your time.

Apparently we will be making more use of our #fix-it tag following the s3 finale. Here's the first batch...

Again by HKBlack (G)

Crowley sits up with a gasp, his eyes flying open. He is met by a familiar pair of blue eyes, snow white hair, and a look of shock. Six thousand years and change come flooding back. Six thousand years and change plus ninety-six, ninety-six, a good half or more of those together, all in a jumble. They stare at each other as the jumble, no doubt echoed in those blue eyes, carefully sorts itself, and the shock quickly morphs into joy. “Angel,” Crowley breathes. -- They meet again in the same place they said goodbye.

Love without end by HolRose (T)

Aziraphale comforts Crowley after a very strange nightmare. There is kissing and so much love

What I Had Left Here (I Just Held It Tight) by hope_in_the_dark (T)

“Angel,” Crowley said slowly, “what are you thinking?” “We are outside of time, aren’t we,” Aziraphale said, looking exceedingly pleased with himself. “I thought we might be.” Canon-compliant with GO3. A little (a lot) more time for them to be an us.

Two Sides of the Same Coin by WhatDoYouMeanIWasGooglingCoolUsernames (G)

“What do you want, Crowley?” He wanted a lot of things. He wanted everything to be back the way it was. He wanted to dine at the Ritz, drinking and talking and laughing without another care in the world. ”I want…” Crowley paused, exhaling slowly. “I want us to live, angel.” OR: Season 3 alternate ending in which they were just a tad more selfish than they were in the show

The End Of The Story by CopperBeech (G)

Everything's gone but the bookshop. Satan's just appeared. Except... everything's not gone. Quite. Nor everyone.

glory in tribulations by midnightdragons (G)

“Demons,” he said quietly, “aren’t s’posed to love anything. You know that s’well as I do, Aziraphale.”  Crowley closed his eyes, bringing a hand up to rub at his temple, where the small sigil of a serpent lay coiled. He drew in a long breath, shuddering and filled with grief. “But I always knew that that was wrong, because of you.”

In the bookshop at the end of the universe, Aziraphale and Crowley have some things to say to each other - and Someone else has some things to say to them, too. (Or: an ambiguous-ending AU to Good Omens 3).

- Mod D

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg