[krisadilli]

When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests

[themindprobe]

when i get used as a pillow or foot rest i feel loved

[varying-degrees-of-regret]

I am both of these people

[thexfiles]

What is a 'heart nut'?

when you nut but like in your heart

[kinikxluna]

toytowns:

alittlebitnerdy:

yiffmaster:

can someone tell me what the difference between these two memes are

because I’m pretty certain they convey the exact same sentiment

No! @nintendette explained this to me the other day!

- Caveman Spongebob (SpongeGar) is when your primal instincts kick in - for example, this image has been used with the title “when you get up in the middle of the night to get food and you hear someone coming” KnowYourMeme page here - Mr Krabs conveys realization and panic - for example, this image has been paired with the title “when you turn in an exam and your classmates start talking and none of your answers match” KnowYourMeme page here

unga bunga vs whaddafuck

[daggers-drawn]

Fight or Flight

[theawesomeadventurer]

meme culture

[to-far-away]

I get so uncomfortable when swedish players say their names with an american accent

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

[weloveshortvideos]

Trust fall Watson!

[yallstillhere]

[inanorderlyfashion]

[curriedgoat]

I love this

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

lil fairy queen’s wings got tired so she took the subway

[faeriekins-deactivated20140310]

hope this child knew yall took they pic tho

hope they parents let it be posted tho

[inanorderlyfashion]

Fear not blackqueerbravado. The child in this picture is my niece. She knew I was taking her picture and her mother, my sister, let me post it. The person you reblogged it from or the person they reblogged it from removed the caption I originally put on it, which was:

The Queen as a Fairy Princess, Halloween NYC 2013

photographed by ©Channon Simmons

[that-nonbinary-guy]

Since that’s cleared up, I hope you told her how many notes this has and how many people think she’s adorable

[whatthefrickfrackisthisshit]

Cuteeeee

[luxbrilux]

I pray that September, October, November, & December are all months full of growth, blessings, productivity, new doors open & opportunities.

[video-hall-of-fame]

that friend with over-protective parents 

[heathens-and-kings]

[heavens-to-murgatroid]

So I was out to eat and this child(maybe 3 years old) in the booth next to us started crying loudly. The mom tried to calm him down but he started to go into tantrum mode and fussed even more. So she picked him up and walked out of the restaurant to a bench outside our window. We could hear her ask him, “look at me, what’s upsetting you?” To which he responded with more crying. So she says, “Well you’re clearly overwhelmed, so we’re going to sit out here and take a break until you can compose yourself and tell me what’s wrong.” Which is exactly what happened after a couple minutes. Anyways I just think it’s so good to speak to your children in a logical, respectful manner instead of shushing them and leaving them to deal with their stress alone.

[lord-ofbears]

what was the name of the fish my geology teacher called “bad dude” because i put bad dude in my notes and have no idea what the real name is

[lord-ofbears]

update: 

this is the bad dude

it’s called dunkleosteus and it’s basically a tank with teeth

[lizawithazed]

that is one bad dude

[sundrenched-smilez]

slam dunkleosteus

[zodiacspot]

More fun Zodiac facts here

[theagonyofdefeat]

[asdwinhfiwaod-deactivated201408]

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

[innerwreck]