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gay-pippin

keroseneinhalers

whoever rbed this where are the gandalf big naturals. i am searching and not finding anything

gay-pippin

missing his big maiar milkers?

lohse

Ciri & Geralt in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015)

#the witcher #the witcher 3

pmamtraveller

'Wolves'. Konstantin Korobov.

#art

lohse

Time eats away at memories, distorts them. Sometimes we only remember the good… sometimes only the bad.

THE WITCHER 3: WILD HUNT (2015)

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #the witcher 3

gorbling

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

gorbling

hapalopus

More from the notes:

vexwerewolf

I love this post

karifaevt

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

homunculus-argument

Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

pangur-and-grim

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

pangur-and-grim

that's insane. we need to change this

were--ralph

vampire fuckers are weird like y'all are like "i want my blood drained" and baby girl its just gonna make you sluggish and tired. that is not fun for anyone involved

were--ralph

literally just go be anemic like idgi

cobalt-jess

can't speak to vampire kink but i always liked the floatiness after giving blood. Well, until i got banned.

were--ralph

wait how did you get banned from giving blood

cobalt-jess

I had sexual relations with a man when I still identified as a man - homophobic carry-on from the AIDS crisis

were--ralph

oh i forgfot about that i thought you did something wild like drank the blood or something

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

electricheart

17th century gold ring / engraved with a hare, a hound, a deer, a fly, and plants / inscribed on the inside “LOYALTE NE PEUR” (loyalty not fear)

#jewellery

gayvampyr

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

not-your-average-url

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.