My Life in a Nutshell

When I get bored, I'm going to come on here and waste my time doing something somewhat productive, which is in fact, reblogging pictures for hours. Then I'm going to forget about the outside world, go overboard and never leave this beautiful site again. You're stuck with me, so smile. (:

[toaddoffin]

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." -- H.P. Lovecraft

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[2oulle22-lover]

just saw a British reality-tv show that was basically “COPS UK”. it showed several different car chases, crashes, etc, the usual fodder, from various countries - but what i found REALLY entertaining was the way the voice-over guy had to explain why American cops intentionally ram the suspect’s car when trying to end a high-speed chase: “Of course, in the UK, the police would simply follow at a safe distance until the suspect’s vehicle ran out of fuel… but in America, it’s considered safer to cause an accident.” there may have been a bit of snark in there somewhere, but it was buried under layers of fantastic dryness, like an onion.

[heydayna]

trying to look hot when you’re drunk

[ask-me-what-my-sideblog-is]

Never has a single tweet so accurately depicted the state of our society..

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um. fat people are allowed to be outside btw. fat people are allowed to wear clothes that do not completely flatter them. fat people are allowed to have their belly showing or wear clothes too small for them. fat people are allowed to exist in whatever they want and we dont have to constantly make ourselves look appealing + attractive. skinny people can wear lazy clothes and be called gorgeous but god forbid a fat person not put 100% into their fucking appearance every single day of their life

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please dont ignore this post.. thanks..

[weedporndaily]

Bernie Sanders Introduces Bill Ending The Federal Ban On Marijuana

(HuffPost) Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) has introduced a bill that would end federal prohibition of marijuana, marking the latest move the Democratic presidential candidate has made toward ending the war on drugs.

The Ending Federal Marijuana Prohibition Act, introduced Wednesday, is modeled after a bill first proposed by Rep. Jared Polis (D-Colo.) in 2013, which was reintroduced this year as the Regulate Marijuana Like Alcohol Act. The Senate bill would remove marijuana from the Drug Enforcement Administration’s list of the “most dangerous” drugs and strike marijuana from the Controlled Substances Act, allowing states to decide whether they want to legalize pot for recreational or medical use without federal intervention.

“Just as alcohol prohibition failed in the 1920s, it’s clear marijuana prohibition is failing today,” Polis said in a statement. “For decades, the federal ban on marijuana has wasted tax dollars, impeded our criminal justice system, lined the pockets of drug cartels, and trampled on states’ ability to set their own public health laws. … Today’s introduction of the Ending Federal Marijuana Prohibition Act in the Senate is a huge step forward in the movement to enact the commonsense drug laws needed to grow our economy and restore fairness to our justice system.“

Read the full bill here.

The bill comes a week after Sanders first proposed reclassifying marijuana as a less-dangerous substance, arguing that doing so is an essential component of reforming America’s criminal justice system.

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did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up

i think about it so much

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@ladyepicenter

[yourpal-titliquid]

how the fuck

[hashtagparksandrec]

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[karadvrs]

venusrobots:

bawww new self-proclaimed feminist tv show hurts my fragile male ego!!! where are the tv shows for the male men???! stop with the feminist propaganda!! powerful women scare me!! i am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me!!

[perclexed]

Here’s a thought, and I know. It’s revolutionary.

Maybe this is not a show that was made FOR YOU.

[osheamobile]

Furiosa Test: Passed

[chezamanda]

[ihititwithmyaxe]

Well gee, I guess now I have to go watch Supergirl. No more compelling review than “whiny meninist sadsacks hate it.”

[fatal-fruit]

That’s the main reason I went to see Fury Road, and I was not disappointed…

[geekandmisandry]

They say the dreaded f word in the show. Propaganda!

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[squidzystillstoned]

I just want y'all to get that job. Being broke ain’t fun.

[casual-witchery]

Light My Fire

A spell to boost your confidence.

You’ll need:

- A red candle

- A mirror

- A dark, quiet room

Light the candle. If possible, set in front of you.

Look at yourself in the mirror. Flex. Jump up and down. Growl. Point at yourself.

Say, “I’m awesome.”

Say, “Holy shit, i’m so awesome.”

“How did I get to be so cool?”

“I’m fantastic.”

Pick something about your body that you like, focus on it. Think about why you like it.

Pick something about your mind or personality that you like. Focus on it. Think about why you like it.

Remind yourself that you are a part of the universe. You are of the earth. You are made up of the same stuff as lions and mountains and stars, and you are magnificent.

[epic]

[peetamellarkthebaker]

“You got a bit of Jennifer Lawrence on your face.”

[monoscribbles]

SEND PETER TO SHADOW REALM AND DATE ME INSTEAD…. please………. 

(I can’t portray her beauty accurately, she was literally a goddess, I am sorry)

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[groteleur]

[mikealegado-blog]

Blinded by Mike Alegado Via Flickr: I always have this fear of not being able to see what lies ahead of me and having this uncertainty leaves me scared and vulnerable. Please Follow me on: Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | website