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i’ll gladly lay down my life private && selective JIRAIYA from naruto. penned by VIXEN established 07/20/2017 & i’ll be smiling the whole time ❛ there, that ending… was a little better. the frog at the bottom of the well drifts off into the great ocean… pretty damn honourable… pretty damn honourable… i guess it’s time to put down my pen. — right… i need a title for the next book… let’s see… ah, got it… THE TALE OF NARUTO UZUMAKI. perfect. ❜ it’s what makes old guys cool.

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toadsannin:

naruto voice: “i’m hungry — can we take a break from training? ”

jiraiya voice: “hi hungry, i’m dad. also, no fuck you“ 

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jiraiya, stumbling around “ @fireshadowed aye u seen any loose milk ??????????/?? “

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zamn zaddy

                  FINALLY. the respect i deserve. 

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oro: gets up to go to the bathroom jiraiya: nO WAIT COME BACK I MISS YOU!!!!! @edosannin

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hey, orochimarus teammate....

         Bitch……..

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   jiraiya voice: always the groomsmen, never the groom..............   // @edosannin && @fireshadowed

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the tru sannin sad squad

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fireshadowed: fite me 1v1

             no thanks......

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      @fireshadowed is drunk CURRENTLY && curled up on my side i’m so Blesst.

[edosannin]

HE’D SUNK HIS TEETH INTO THE FLESH OF MANY OTHERS, infecting them with whatever was already inside him, he’d cut them open and PLAYED INSIDE THEM; he’d hollowed out their bodies so they’d feel just empty as him.

indie. private OROCHIMARU. 18+. dissected by KRIN. 

[svitorpidor]

Oh, when i lift you up you feel

Like a hundred times yourself

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       im going to be on semi-hiatus until the 17th of august!!   just a quick heads up :) i’ll be online occasionally, but mostly i’ll be helping my aunt move so i’ll be p busy~ catch me on discord or skype!! hmu for the info <3

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sensei gets more ass than you ever did, pass it on. 

     back off, gerard way, i’m tryin to have a fuckin discussion over here..........

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@edosannin is a crusty baguette, pass it on

[edosannin]

do you wanna build a snow man? it doesn't have to be a snow man------

          ‘jiraiya i swear, if you interrupt me when i’m working one more time…let it go’

[dattebayodude]

[dreaming-of-tokyo]

Master & Student