[goldenauroras]

in case anyone cares, i changed my username (was tearsw0ntcry)

[sirena-de-lunas]

penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry

[hiyyihrts]

Colin and Pen BARELY touched lips for their first kiss and it had Colin spiraling to the point where he was entering the drawing room and going “I DIDN’T KISS PENELOPE FEATHERINGTON QUIT ASKING ME” before anyone had even said one word to him that morning

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

say what you want about bridgerton I know it's not a Good Show or whatever but nicola coughlan insisting on being 'as naked as possible' in this series as a 'fuck you' to everyone saying she's too fat to be a romantic lead and because 'when I'm 60 I wanna watch it and remember how fucking hot I was' is ICONIC BEHAVIOR

[beguilingcorpse]

actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

[softestaries]

Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.

[allyouneedisteaandlove]

name a sneakier mom than violet "oh you're too tired to come to the ball? what a shame, you're going to miss sweet Penelope getting engaged. well, anyway dear, feel better" bridgerton. i'll wait.

[love-byers]

imagine mourning the idea that your crush could ever like you back and then one night at a ball he crashes the marriage proposal you're about to receive, chases down your carriage, climbs in and gets on his knees talking about "PLEASEI I NEED HYOU SO BAD I CANNOT STOP TJIMKING OF YOU IT PLAGUES MY DREAMS I ONKY THINK OF YOU PLEASE PLEASE PELSSE PLEASE" then makes out with you, finger bangs you, and asks you to marry him

all within like half an hour . colin bridgerton needs to be in jail

[acanoeandlifejackets]

Colin: men are simple creatures, just bat your eyes and wave your fan.

Penelope: *bats her eyes and waves her fan*

Colin (sweating): Fuck she’s good.

[thelasttime]

also i love taylor swift and her hyperspecific lyrics because how would we know that jake gyllenhaal isn't an organ donor, harry styles got 20 stitches in a snowmobile accident, joe worked at a yogurt shop when he was sixteen, calvin harris is boring, matty has a stupid typewriter, like yes girl!!!! GIVE US THE DETAILS!!!

[oldhabitsdie]

No mid-sized city hopes and small-town fears

[mary-waitforit-lou]

bitches listen, colin bought the same pastry penelope ate cause he wanted to know what her mouth tasted like in that moment: THIS IS CANON.

[laufeysons]

the screaming of 'WHO'S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME???' is so feral

[littleoldme-posts]

she just fucking rhymed Aristotle with Grand Theft Auto😭😭😭😭

[sweetlemondream]

the angel and demon on the shoulder symbolism oh im sick

[uh-ohspaghettio]

Yeah and at one point Dean gets told by a werewolf dentist that he has a shit ton of cavities because he’s no longer God’s special princess and he needs to be put under to get them all fixed so he has a vivid anesthesia dream where he’s doing a tap number and…hey where are you going? I haven’t even gotten to the part about the speculated symbolism of the lamp he’s dancing with!

[cruellesummer]

The Albatross