toad time !

a little blog for my little toad friends. others will be here too!

[toadschooled]

I’m gone for one night and this degenerate has his stinky little hands all over my most beautiful and soily girl

[todepode]

I drew him 

[toadschooled]

Its January 16th and E-mail’s calling like it’s spring. Pretty cringe

[bbfroglove]

This post will never not make me laugh

[toadschooled]

This pudgy little forest dweller is Ctenophryne geayi, or the brown egg frog, a species which spends much of its life trying very hard to be mistaken for a leaf. These frogs can be found throughout much of the northern parts of South America, and may actually represent a complex of multiple species requiring further classification. Images taken in the Amazon Forest in Brazil by Mauro Teixeira Jr.

[toadschooled]

With a dazzling smile and an exceptionally retracted neck, this lowland burrowing treefrog [also known as the northern casque-headed frog, Smilisca fotidens] was the star of a special photoshoot with National Geographic photographer Joel Sartore. This frog belongs to the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum.

[frogappreciationcommittee]

Frog eye appreciation post

[toadsandtiels]

Handsome, plumpy Chunk!

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a very small and grumpy yeehaw

[snowflakeeel]

some lady called the toad that we have at work “ugly and disgusting” and i am SO fucking mad rn

[snowflakeeel]

HE’S A GOOD BOY, HELEN!!!!

[anactualfrog]

Three lads in chalk, each of which carries an unfathomable burden

[snowflakeeel]

some lady called the toad that we have at work “ugly and disgusting” and i am SO fucking mad rn

[snowflakeeel]

HE’S A GOOD BOY, HELEN!!!!

[toadschooled]

New Year New Me! *sheds and eats old skin*

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

[frogs-release-serotoadin]

Rowan be growin

[toadtime]

a beautiful smooth sided boy!!

[tiktoks-we-like]

[start] *intrumental break in my heart will go on from Titanic playing while showing two aquatic frogs, one is holding up the other like jack, the one being lifted has its arms up like rose* [end]

[specimen-jar]

baby yoda is the only thing i care about anymore

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Not moontoad?

[specimen-jar]

i have to care about moontoad because if I dont she uses her psychic abilities to squeeze my frontal lobe like a stress ball

[garbagebugman]

Ranking of Roundest Frogs

11. Australian green tree frog, Litoria caerulea

v smooth and plump. more photogenic than most people

10. Tomato frog, Genus: Dyscophus

only looks like a tomato. do not eat them. beautiful smile

9. Turtle frog, Myobatrachus gouldii

great lil dude. is not a turtle, only a frog

8. Budgett’s frog, Genus: Lepidobatrachus 

all around great guy. was in a meme once

7.  African bullfrog, Pyxicephalus adspersus 

bumpy green dude

Argentine horned frog, Ceratophrys ornata

green pancake friend. nice red eyeliner

5. Banded bullfrog, Kaloula pulchra

bonus double throat pancake

4. Purple frog, Nasikabatrachus sahyadrensis 

has a weird nose and i love them

3.Black rain frog, Breviceps fuscus

angry round friend

2. Holy Cross Frog, Notaden bennettii

perfect spotty orb

1.  Desert rain frog, Breviceps macrops

the roundest of all

[the-worm-man]

This is the only post now everybody else stop posting

[toadtime]

Its Tuesday! Have some Tootsie!