It's ya boy. I guess.

He/him, mostly here to read and didn't want to look like a bot. The name's August btw! ^^

[dragonroar64]

why are people following me... I just post silly headcanons where are you people coming from /pos

Like hi?? I guess??? I'm August, nice to see that people are liking what I post and like, feel free to yell at me w/your headcanons because I like seeing them but can't seem to find them places, and like absolutely go ahead and reblog my stuff and add your own thoughts

Just kinda astounded that I'm getting like, any attention whatsoever through the power of Thinking Too Much. Lmk if any of y'all want to know about my Minecraft worldbuilding that I've done for my creative building world specifically; there's a lot of it and it will be the exact same tone as I've taken with my other headcanon posts lmao?? But yeah tldr hi yell at me w/headcanons and I will yell back 👍

[sonicvoid]

Its almost 1 am im listening to a yearning playlist they make me sick

[lilliarty127sv]

Martin .K. Blackwood K stands for...?

Kill bill

Knife

Kettle of tea?

Kill Simon Fairchildless

Kill Elias bitchard

Karaoke

Kind

Killer

K??? (Write yours down)

Voting ended onApr 19

I didn't put all of the above because I know you would choose it. (Me too)

Please reblog so every tma fan can choose.

[therizinosaurus--cheloniformis]

Happy 20th Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes!!!!!

More rarer images of Neil, my beloved:

20 years.

I find it so beautiful that this little rat's life has been remembered with love for 20 years and will be hopefully for decades to come. Truly a marvel of the internet.

<3 love you Neil!!!!

[dragonroar64]

being in both the magnus archives fandom and the sfawtde fandom means every time a yellow door is mentioned I get to play the "is it the distortion or the king in yellow" game in order to figure out which yellow-themed madness inducing entity is harassing The Guy Who Knows All The Things Unfortunately today

usually it's clear based on the specific all-knowing dude in question but sometimes I get as far as looking at tags or scrolling a blog briefly so, y'know

[cyber-punk-rock]

Can you play an instrument? (Any skill level)

Yes (which one? 👀)

No

Nuance (up to interpretation)

Voting ended onApr 2

I’m just curious how many people at some point in their lives have played/learned to play an instrument of any kind.

I included a nuance button bc I know there might be some folks who might be like “well I played the recorder in grade school but idk if that counts” — count it if you want or hit nuance if you’re unsure! 😊

To be clear, if you studied an instrument to any level of proficiency, even if you’re out of practice now, please select yes!

Reblog with your instrument, if you wish 🙏🏼 Or just for more accurate results

[cyber-punk-rock]

Boosting again! I’ve been enjoying reading everyone’s responses so far, it brings me joy to see music has reached so many lives!! 😊🫶🏼

[dragonroar64]

Item: An Old Key Rarity: ⏶ Common

What games have opened doors for you in real life?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

making friends with people is wayyyyy easier if you play videogames. nothing to talk about? wrong. we all play minecraft and we all have opinions on it

also not necessarily an existing game per se but shoutout to the game dev class I took a few years ago that gave me the confidence to be who I am now. I still haven't even gotten to the part of game dev where I open a file for it but I'm a lot more confident in myself and my abilities than I was before that class

[crackersandjuice]

u think the same guy voices over all those movie trailers and medicine ads or did the og guy spawn a lot of impersonators

[dragonroar64]

happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate!

[dragonroar64]

thinking about minecraft piglins again because when am I not. I may not be posting about them but I sure am thinking about them!!

what if the reason piglins have hoglins in stables bastions is because certain breeds of hoglin have been domesticated but we as the player can't tell the difference, and while the piglins that take care of the hoglins can recognize you as a friend due to the gold you wear, their hoglins mainly identify their surroundings through smell and because the player doesn't smell like a piglin, the hoglins recognize you as a threat and try to get rid of you. this would lead to hoglins occupying a role as both a guard animal and a meat animal, and I imagine different breeds would act differently? like imagine you're a piglin and your bastion owns both smaller, more agile guard hogs for defense, and larger slower fatter hogs for meat

wild hoglins aren't domesticated or safe to be around, so when a party of piglins comes across a wild hoglin or, void forbid, a herd of them, the piglins tend to kill the wild hoglins to minimize the threat of returning along that route in the future

this ties into my personal headcanons about piglins having a rather complex society(much moreso than we see in the game) because it's interesting to me? like yeah I think they're doing farming and ranching; I just also think that would be a nightmare to represent in-game and people would accuse it of being "not minecraft-y" so it would never be added but it's fun to think about. additionally I think piglins likely have some sort of farming methods to both feed their animals as well as supplements to their own diets(I think they're omnivores with a preference for meat actually, given we see them hunting hoglins in-game but they're based off of pigs and pigs do eat plant matter. and also everything else but I digress)

there isn't necessarily a ton of evidence for this in-game but what I remember for this off the top of my head is that stables bastions have hoglins(the naming of stables bastions may actually also imply hoglins taking a role similar to oxen and similar animals; used to haul materials and/or ride perhaps?), and having a certain kind of animal in your place of living seems like something that would be at least somewhat domesticated. also, parties of piglins that spawn out and about will team up to hunt nearby hoglins and celebrate when they win. piglins also pick up any dropped meat from hoglins they kill, which is where I got the idea of them eating meat! they don't pick up the leather dropped from these hoglins, according to the good minecraft wiki(minecraft.wiki for anyone curious)

generally, yeah, I think piglins probably domesticated certain breeds of hoglin. I think the easiest to work into existing lore would be hoglins domesticated for their meat, and hoglins domesticated as beasts of burden like oxen(and used to haul materials like food or building materials around)

an interesting thing I found while fact-checking what I've said here is that minecraft dungeons also has hoglins(and I personally like what little can be dug out of minecraft dungeons because even though I'm pretty sure it isn't canon it's got a lot of interesting details that can be worked into canon really easily imo), and according to the wiki they're smaller than minecraft's hoglins and don't attack piglins. to me this seems like it *could* be taken as an example of a separate breed of hoglin bred for guard purposes which is fascinating to me! and I brought that up at the top before I saw that in the wiki so yeah in conclusion:hoglin breeds 👍

[dragonroar64]

spoilers for season 5 of the Magnus Archives under the cut(and in the tags)

what if we journeyed together through an apocalypse that you were tricked into starting that you still blame yourself for despite it definitively not being your fault. and what if we were hunting down our shitty former boss and a solution to the end of the world because he started it, really, so maybe he can fix it. and what if when we found a point to rest you stayed for me despite it hurting you because you wanted me to be able to have a break from it all. and what if I tried to get you to kill a man because I was jealous. and what if, when things come to an end, we find ourselves at the top of a tower at the end of the world and you ask me to put the knife into your heart because it's the only possible way that I come out of this alive and I hesitate but in the hope that we'll end up somewhere else where we can be happy we say our last "I love you"s and I kill you. and what if our ending was left ambiguous and no one knows if we really made it out but we did save the world for at least some of the people we cared about and that's gotta count for something, right?

can you tell I'm so normal about the Magnus Archives. because I'm totally so normal about the Magnus Archives.

[passer-ine]

[cfrog]

I'm imagining a language developed entirely within the universe of Minecraft. Like treating minecraft and its game mechanics as a world yknow. So there'd be no gendered pronouns, right? Because there is no biological sex within species, any two of the same mob can breed, all chickens lay eggs, there is no identifiable males or females in any way. I like to think that there would still be grammatical "gender" in the language, it'd just be based on a different wide grouping of characteristics that conveys important information. For example:

Grammatical genders of passive, neutral, and hostile. Like how they sort the mobs in-game. Cows, fish, villagers, all referred to with the passive pronoun. Zombies and stuff with hostile. Mobs like endermen and golems, you refer to with neutral by default, or if you're encountering a being you're not sure about the aggression levels of. Obviously, pigmen would have an entirely different language, being isolated in the nether, which would just make it more difficult to land on a pronoun for them, given their aggression levels vary so much. Like, what, you only refer to them with neutral pronouns if you're wearing gold? The cultural clashing there would be a lot.

And then, like languages in the real world that apply grammatical gender to EVERY noun, this categorization could be applied to objects as well. Fire is hostile. Trees are passive. You stub your toe on a block of cobble so you yell at the inanimate object with hostile pronouns, it attacked you! Refer to your friends with passive pronouns as a show of affection. Refer to yourself with hostile pronouns to convey you're gonna beat someone up. Options are limitless.

[sycamorality]

actually wild and such a steal how many musicians just have their music downloadable for like, complete fucking free on their bandcamp

[headspace-hotel]

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

[headspace-hotel]

I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.

[headspace-hotel]

@fishofthewoods I did NOT expect to get such a strong contender so early.

[headspace-hotel]

@alilcajun @aralioideae

a couple of challengers emerge

[headspace-hotel]

You are all fucking madmen

[sycamorality]

shoutout this sick ass dragon chart by behane on deviantart

[mimiri22-6]

Hey. Hey, Minecraft smp enjoyers? Can you Please PLEASE stop using the Minecraft tag? I thought we went over this years ago but I guess we need a refresher??!

The Minecraft tag is for the game. Period. Fanart for the game, seeds, screenshots, builds, those kinds of things. But the moment it's Minecraft YouTube? It's Just mcyt. PERIOD. Mc smp, mc roleplay, hell, mcc and mcc(#) for Minecraft championships and which number championship you're referencing. I thought this was still understood, but then I went to the Just Minecraft Tag and there's vampires smp and empires smp and hermitcraft and mc youtubers and just So much less Steve and Alex and creators builds because I had to scroll past unrelated posts.

I understand making sure you're using all the tags you have to but now you guys are using too many tags.

No Minecraft yt

No Minecraft smp

No Minecraft rp

No Minecraft

Just mcyt

Just mcsmp

Just mc roleplay

Not Minecraft when mentioning Hermitcraft. Just hermitcraft and mcyt. That's the tags you Need to be using. You can tag the YouTuber by name, but even then you don't need to tag YouTube either.

Full naming Minecraft Anywhere in your tags puts it In the Minecraft tag fyi!

That is Why we made those tags and abbreviations! So we're not stepping on feet! You are stepping on feet and it is making the Minecraft tag too crowded and messy to look at. You are Killing it(Just like the hybrids smp tag but that's a different post😡)! You have your own tag, Use It.

Please, PLEASE get Out of the Minecraft tag, Thank You.

Edit: LIKES ALSO DO NOTHING FOR A POST AND POSTER. LIKES ARE BOOKMARKS FOR YOU AND YOU ONLY. IDK HOW MANY TIMES WE HAVE TO SAY IT BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA LIKE SOMETHING RB IT ALSO. THANK YOU AGAIN FOR LISTENING HOPEFULLY