Oou ouu! Do you want to do the USA equivalent of the other provinces? Im curious to see.
Alberta is Florida because everyone there has an IQ of 12 and they're the only state really keeping the Conservative party alive.
New Brunswick is Missouri because there's better places to live on both sides of them and everyone forgets they exist.
Quebec is Louisiana because they both speak a version of French that makes people from France have an aneurysm.
Prince Edward Island is what Rhode Island would be if they were actually an island.
Newfoundland is Massachusetts because they both like to pretend they're Irish and even though they speak English nobody can understand what they're saying.
Ontario is California because everyone else in the country hates them, and they think they're way more important than they actually are.
Toronto gets their own. Toronto is New Jersey because everyone there is a shithead, and it's where you go if you have aspirations to marry your sibling.
Manitoba is North Dakota because you forgot both existed until I mentioned them just this very second.
Nova Scotia is New York is because it has one clustered sprawl of a city, and a whole lot of empty forest everywhere else that houses like 7 people.
BC is Colorado because they're both filled with nothing but mountains and potheads.
Saskatchewan is Arkansas because they're both flat as hell, boring and hard to spell.
Yukon is Vermont because you've heard of it, but haven't confirmed for yourself that it exist.
The Northwest Territories is Wyoming because they have the population of a tuna sandwich.
And lastly Nunavut is Puerto Rico because they're the only non-province/state anyone can remember off-hand.