Frivolous Bubblegum Manufacturer

Denver/25/he him

[guns-n-broses]

Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?

Me: aesthetic

[macleod]

fuck no fuck no fuck no please no i dont want to see a photo of coffee with glitter in it fuck no

[the-real-gmail]

Ah, context

[guns-n-broses]

[macleod]

i knew this was going to fucking happen and i am so unbelievably pissed at this fuck this fuck all of you fuck no

[dzamie]

[Image ID: a cup of coffee with a spoonful of silver glitter being poured into it]

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

Ok so Haumea, a dwarf planet beyond Pluto, spins so fast it gets elongated like this. This is just what it looks like. Something deeply unsettles me looking at it. Terrifying.

[spidereggs-deactivated20230413]

this is so fucked up

[ann-beth]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: the bad news is there is a HUGE egg floating out in space. The good news is somebody has already scrambled it so it’s just a matter of bringing it down to our planet and cooking it to feed millions

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[conqueringthenoodle]

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

[frankencain]

reblog and put in the tags the earliest songs you remember actively liking as a child (asking adults to play them for you, learning the lyrics, being excited when they came on the radio etc.)

[finnglas]

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

[finnglas]

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

[thepioden]

I help my younger sibling vend at Pride and we sell buttons. There’s a pair that are “I ❤ 🐓” and “I ❤️ 🐈”. One day, a middle aged woman comes up to our booth and gets very excited about the “I ❤️ 🐓” pin, which we gladly sell to her. 15 minutes later, she returns, shamefaced and says, “oh my god, I the world’s dumbest lesbian, I just- I have nine chickens.”

We gave her a complimentary pussy pin on the house.

[boybrdr-deactivated20230204]

[boybrdr-deactivated20230204]

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

[theequeerstrian]

I haven't the slightest clue what's going on here but I'm a fan of the general unhinged energy

[were--ralph]

The sequel

[tismegg]

[genderkoolaid]

band is @/thepssyboys on Instagram

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

🕯.

🕯. 🕯

🕯 prayer circle 🕯

🕯 for a housing 🕯

🕯 market 🕯

🕯 collapse 🕯

🕯.

[homoquartz]

watch for this as you scroll social media this evening:

israel today dropped a bomb on a refugee camp located in rafah, which, as a reminder, had been sold as a safe zone.

remember that this camp is made of tents, not buildings. this strike was dropped directly on families in the dead of night, with no shelter to protect them. many people have become trapped by the burning tents. we don't have a death toll yet, but it's likely more than 50.

the images coming out from this attack are among the most graphic we have seen out of gaza. do not look them up unprepared.

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday once again

[peridescent]

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

[onatuegrospatapouf]

Tuck him out 😈

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

[coco-snow]

I'M PUTTING HIM BACK

[badsciencejokes]

Love the puns from Pun Hub

[gauntletqueen]

Allow me to add my favorite

[ysabelmystic]

Very excited for this ngl

[curioscurio]

I think more people who are so rich they're going to hell should give it a shot!!!!! If you're a millionaire give this I try!! I promise you're just different and more special than those other guys so special in fact you could do it all yourself without any safety regulations I promise the sea water thinks you're so special and have a lot of money for doing this

[toasted-goblin]

I'm 24!!!!!!!!!!!! happy golden birthday year to me

[niftythriftythings]

I’ve never come across a more threatening magnet