i'm semi automatic

my name is x | i like girls and photography and cosplay

[vesselof]

[nudne]

pause the tunes

[benevolentbreakfast]

ping ping its ME ! 

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[ariaste]

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

[everythingcanadian-archive]

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

[shmooneedsmusic]

I got my gf a like 8 carat cubic zarconia on a semi real gold band for like AUS$250. And that included getting resized too. She loved it. Noone knew the difference. Fuck real diamonds. Fake ones are where it’s at.

[thisblogisdeadlonglivezorp-deac]

concept: Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods. in return, they save the bees, the refugees, and trans kids from any and all harm. gun violence no longer exists. Democrats control congress again. all the shelter animals get a permanent home. the minimum wage is a living wage. my girlfriend and i rescue a cat for christmas. Bernie Sanders is president. 

[breelandwalker]

You had me at “Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods.”

[sluttydrunk]

I messaged a beekeeper on Grindr to keep up the great work and he said that’s the first time someone complimented him on beekeeping :(

[theparanoidandroid]

Support your local gay beekeeper

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[fandomsruinourlives]

If Dumbledore Were The Protagonist

Albus Dumbledore and I suck at hiring teachers

Albus Dumbledore and there is a huge snake murdering students but who cares

Albus Dumbledore and I am going to let these little kids time travel

Albus Dumbledore and let me risk this student’s life just because a magical cup told me to do so

Albus Dumbledore and lol later losers

Albus Dumbledore and oops I got murdered

Albus Dumbledore and let me show up for weird dream sequences

[exercicedestyle]

[baskings-blog]

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

[al10nsy]

Shout out to all the sex working moms today, from the stripper moms to the full service moms to the cam model moms. I hope y'all have a great day, cause y'all deserve it. Fuck anyone that thinks otherwise. (but make them pay for it ;))

[zechs]

[jenniepierce-archive-deactivate]

lemonade mouth's "determinate" > entire beatles discography

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

ways i am like an invalid password

- weak - not special enough - not long enough - easily forgotten

[mistakeslikeyou]

[natureandbeauty]

[paperstormclouds]