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Boops are back motherfuckers. Prepare yourselves

#text post #shitpost #boop #BOOPS ARE BACK MOFOS

Confession part 1

I sketched this out like a month ago and got caught up in other things It’s like 25 slides long so I’m splitting it into two posts

Just sat down and binged Murder Drones and I gotta say. There was a lot of murder. And there were drones. 👍

#text post #shitpost #murder drones #serial designation n #uzi doorman #can't believe I'm saying this but i was hardcore shipping straight people #I nearly went into cardiac arrest about them #nuzi #Cyn is fucking terrifying #and also stupidly funny #im so normal about this show can you tell #new hyperfixation #yayyy :3 #this show feels like a love letter to the 2000's

Learning How to Adult feels like being someone's half-baked OC

#text post #is this anything #or am i just insane #shitpost #toastposts

peachypurr

“Out of the whole world wide internet, how had Steve been able to connect with the only other sad loser from Indiana cruising dorky chat-rooms on a Friday night?”

It can't possibly be only five years ago that Steve graduated high-school.

He wakes up daily still in the mindset that he has something to prove to everybody, yet has absolutely no idea what that something is.

And he gets it- that's the worst part- he gets why his parents have thrown him this ultimatum. But panic isn't exactly a motivator. Not for someone stuck in an endless loop of dead end jobs and broken hearts.

Or: Steve gets the big idea about exactly the wrong thing and ends up finding the one silver lining outside of his suburban prison.

a/s/l? hey, hwkstiger94 by @thisusernameisunavailable01 for @steddiebang2024

(I had such a blast working with Lea and I have been gnawing on the bars of my enclosure over this fic for weeks now!! I hope y’all love it even half as much as I do~)

jellynut

Break me off a piece of that psychotic trickster.

Thanks to @xneonknight for the inspiration for this LMAO

Therapy for my comfort characters but it's just them sitting on the floor as I scream at them about how gay they are

#sonic and shadow #sonadow #house and wilson #hilson #husk and angel dust #huskerdust #aziraphale and crowley #ineffable husbands #steve and eddie #steddie #fiddleford mcgucket #stanford pines #fiddauthor #ford2 #text post #shitpost

Yeah I know I said "wake me up when September ends" but I need like five more days

#green day #wake me up when september ends #text post #i think im funny #i think im hilarious actually

Me: Hey, can I ask you a question?

Mom: What's up?

Me: Do you by chance... have the time to listen to me whine? About, like, nothing and everything all at once.

Mom: I think you're one of those melodramatic fools

Me, horrified: Who's neurotic to the bone??

Mom, suddenly grim: No doubt about it

#green day #basket case #every time we do this bit I almost fuck it up because I can't stop laughing #this will never not be funny to me #irl r/suddenlygreenday #who needs to be a quirked up white boy when you can be a melodramatic fool

Billie Joe Armstrong waking up at 12:01 on the dot to me loudly banging on his window because it's October 1st

#Sorry Billie #i had to do it #green day #wake me up when september ends #text post

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