neat !

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

What’s your favorite position

1st place on rainbow road

[i-am-the-oyster]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

some kind of amphibious two-stroke engine

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[dogpuppy]

[iwtv1976]

I like volcanoes because there’s nothing you can do about it.

[imcertly]

hydra

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[dogpuppy]

[goofstep]

everytime there are nude breasts on the tv i unsheath my blade and use my lightspeed kata technique to expertly deflect the images before they can reach my eyes

[joeyclaire]

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

[maja-paja]

[anxeious]

bathe in your own sunlight !!!!!!

[shripscapi]

trapped forever

[shrips]

here is the inspiration. in case anyone finds that interesting

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics