just a glimpse into my dark and twisted mind

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blog for my innermost thoughts and dastardly schemes.

warning: i use my block button like trump declares war: often and without thought. if you say one thing that i deign unfun, i will block u faster than you can say "WAIT" like aaron burr in "the world was wide enough." and that's a tobiasfunkelover guarantee.

follow for more... if you dare😈

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important political poll. who are u

graystripe rizz

bluestar female rage

firestar internalized kittypetphobia

Voting ended onJul 19

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fuck that dumb gay angel im here for the codependent brothers

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just saw a post that had a highly designed DNI banner right at the end that had nothing to do with the post at all. so i went to the person’s account and they have slapped it on every single post they’ve ever made.

i could never be this funny. not in a million years

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i have HAD IT with people using the “are they lovers?” “worse” meme wrong!! if they are canonically lovers in the text then THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO THEM

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was onto something big here

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i’ve had enough. perry the platypus is hot and anyone who says otherwise is lying to you or themselves